Matt from Ōtautahi

Age yourself with a childhood crush. The crush definitely affected my musical taste. 🤣

I have a theory. Does England for example really pay so much more for our lamb or is the price they pay the price including the shipping to get it there? I think it’s just lazy sales where it’s easier to sell it all in one order off shore than sell it to multiple local suppliers.

So the government of Farmers are throwing Poultry farmers under the bus then??? Mr Fed Farmers isn't helping them at all. Surely at least some help with steps to protect their flock? Netting over farms to keep flying birds out?? Surely there is something can be done. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...

If Seymour supports the "What is a women" Bill then we should table a "What is a real boy?" bill and get that prick robot.

bsky.app/profile/adze... Plus read www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma... The myth of the wealthy leaving is started by tax avoiders. First we should tax the overseas wealthy who have money hidden here as per the Panama Papers. Most of them don't live or work here.

I so want to comment "Batteries running down??" - You know, because she's a robot. But it feels a little callous.

Seymour is a cock. Of course NZ needs an interest in our national carrier. If it was 100% profit focussed on delivering dividends to its private shareholders do you think it would help with emergency flights for citizens caught up in overseas wars or disasters etc? www.stuff.co.nz/business/360...

This reeks of Winston appeasing the cookers again as concern around digital ID and no access to cash is one of their many paranoid conspiracies tied to governments punishing misbehaving citizens by blocking access to money. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

All of my christmases have come at once this weekend. I got to see Logan Paul AND Andrew Tait beaten in boxing matches. I don’t watch boxing generally but these were special.

Stuff are showing adverts for absolute scam websites. These aren’t even drop ship rubbish from China and convince you they are half price. These are take your money and provide nothing fly by nighters. The classic “closing sale” with AI pictures of the shop and owners.

Never thought of the stick position in an LHD. The pedals are the same way we're used to but you would be using an arm that normally sits on the window sill 90% of the time to change gears.

Wow. Just revisited X and actually enjoyed some interaction with those I follow but it never takes long to have a blatantly racist post about TPM party leaders pushed at you. Feels like more than 50% of NZ X users are cooked.

Me when I'm doing some banger posts. (Me waiting for likes and reposts)

So Libelle Group had around 500 staff. So first the school lunches program made staff at smaller groups providing good school lunches lose their jobs. Now the program has seen Libelle group go into receivership with 500 staff. How many people have to lose their job to see this wasn't a good saving.

Ok @profanity.accountant let’s see what you’ve got. I obfuscate my sweats a lot so this’ll be interesting (ex w@nker)

My mother told me she got a mincer she's wanted at 50% off from Briscoes and while online got a couple of "Complex interesting jigsaws" on special too. She didn't appreciate my suggestion that printing some interesting pictures and putting them through the mincer would offer the same.

I just saw Trump has appointed 3 envoys to Hollywood. The Father of the year candidate - Jon Voight. Bastian of sanity and acceptance - Mel Gibson I don't know what to say about Sylvester Stallone but there we have it. Three old white men who support Trump. www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3605...

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only. Slim pickings on my birthday.

Can I just say that having a moan about fees transferring 3 quarters of a million dollars just feels a little “out of touch.” www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/anz-austr... archive.ph/o6A9P

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Hey NZ folks, I'm still on the lookout for a new role! If you need (or know someone who needs) a person with experience in building environmental measurement frameworks, scientific research, and communicating science in the startup space...let's chat! Or a boost to your networks is appreciated too.

Hi Team - After opinions on Battery powered lawn mowers. Our 25 year old petrol victa is playing up and I think its time to retire it - Small lawn (9 x 9) but definately non-mowing obsessive so it can be 2 weeks overdue to mowing. Not at all knee high but getting thicker. Any recommendations ?

Wordle 825 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Whoop whoop. What a guess.

Just saw a MASSIVE digital billboard. "No to co-governance. Party Vote ACT." So its officially their biggest policy to get votes now? I can understand helping anyone with "tax payer" money goes against the libertarian way but this is just racist pandering and they can piss right off.

Hey - New here but I have my first invite code this week. If anyone had none left and has someone they want to bring aboard Reply here and I'll send it through if its not gone. We need this community thriving - Note: Looking for kiwi lefties to bring into my echo chamber ;)

It feels very weird here but its actually what I want. I visit - See posts from people I WANT to see posts from. Get to where I was last time I was on and its job done. I don't want to see all the crap X shows me but I can't help doom scrolling. This feels so much healthier.

Love a good metadata error