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I would definitely watch that movie. I bet Marie Kondo would even tidy up her brass as she went along.

Tidy up or DIE!

Doesn’t spark joy? Take it out back and shoot it!

When an object does less than spark joy

I remember when Hulu’s reboot of Animaniacs took an odd turn

Oh I have a good one of these too:

This is the level of organization help I need

Not to be outdone, AppleTV is premiering The Gentle Art of Swedish Megadeath Cleaning

The only thing that sparks joy...is eradicating terrorist cells.

This is what I need TBH

If something doesn’t spark joy the way forward is establishing a civilian free zone of ten meters with a airtight perimeter established before the kill shot and recycling bin insertion.

Lol 😂 🤣😂 Tangent: Close is a great movie. And it finishes with a great cover of Running Up That Hill, even before Stranger Things made Kate Bush popular again

Frank Cotham at The New Yorker got there years ago...

@thomasfuchs.at Oops! I don't see these Netflix glitches as often now. Here's one I photographed on our TV back in 2016. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" "In the 1960s, alcohol and sexual banter was just another day at the office. But the façade is about to crack." #TV #glitch

Fine! I'll clean my house! Just don't shoot me!

That's no handling error. That's a space station!

Spark joy or die.

If it does not spark joy, the AK I will employ

🔥🤘🤘🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☠️⛵️☠️🔥☠️⛵️☠️⛵️🏴‍☠️⛵️🏴‍☠️🕯🏴‍☠️🕯🔥🏴‍☠️🔥🏴‍☠️🔥🏴‍☠️🔥🏴‍☠️🔥⛵️🔥⛵️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🛼🛼🛼🛼🛼🛼🛼🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹

(shouting): YOU ARE NOT SPARKING JOY! DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!!!

Currently sorting through the hoarding nightmare that was my grandparents' home, and my only comment is that I hope Marie has an artillery brigade on standby, because that AK will only spark so much joy.

That time Amazon put the Good Omens description in Man in The High Castle. Surprise, watchers, Nazis!!

"This does not spark joy." *opens fire*

She IS the clean-up crew!

Tidying Up With a Vengeance

I knew folding things in thirds wasn't enough joy.

"What are we cleaning today, Marie?" "The souls of the unrighteous"

“Open the trash bags, NOW!”

Roooooooombroooooom 🛼

Anyone else want to see the trailer for this?

You know it’s about to get real once they bring in Marie Kondo

“You’re throwing that doily away, motherfucker”

spark *this* joy

Time to Clean House

When it comes to decluttering, some folks need more persuading than others.

Crimson Tidy

Im tired of sparking joy, now I’ll spark bullets

I’m imagining armed Japanese hot springs monkeys

“If it doesn’t spark joy”

This sparks joy.

Everyone's joy is different

“Get him to the hamper!”

Clean up your place or we send in the troops

Oh, hey, I have an ancient one of those that still makes me laugh. 😆

@tomcrawford.bsky.social lmao

This is how we got the Babadook as a gay icon

Those old socks and scratched up DVDs are being taken to a CIA black site.

"Choose joy OR ELSE!!!!"

😵‍💫

She's out of control and coming for your trinkets.

I laughed too hard at this ...also thank you!

Tidying Up 2: Joydgement Day

if it doesn't spark joy,

Good metadata errors are right up there with good weird caching

Marie Ko(mma)ndo

Spark some joy, motherfuckers!

What error? She looks appropriately equipped to tackle my cobwebs and dust bugs 😝

What was it supposed to be?

I mean, that might be the only way i get my kids to clean their bathrooms