Mon221B is sick of this shit

All the wrong 80-year-olds are dying.

This man is always 2.3 seconds away from being unconscious.

Trump can't even pretend to listen because he can't bear any sentence that he's not the subject of. He's clearly miserable and it's honestly a little ray of sunshine for me.

Coming August 4: Mitch McConnell has taken an unexpected turn for the worst and has passed away. His family requests privacy during this difficult time.

I just realized my kindergarten teacher is on Facebook. Y'all, I am 58 years old. Randomly encountering the person who taught me letters and numbers on these internets is just wild.

i am not mean towards Donald trump because i am a mean person ... i am mean towards Donald Trump because he is an evil person and i know the difference

The fact that Beshear is not doing this is infuriating. I'm so fucking tired of these do-nothing Dems.

Now that's funny right there; I don't care who you are.

Journalists: please, please get ready for this in ADVANCE. We know Trump's going to claim "new evidence shows the 2020 election was stolen". You've got 3 days to write a story that confronts that lie head-on before he says it - pre-write this like an obit. America is begging you: plan ahead. 1/

Mitch McConnell is well enough to hold 20-minute phone conversations with multiple Republicans, but he can't find five minutes to mark the passing of a fellow long-time senator? Whatever happened to collegiality?

You're going to have to be more specific. >He told an OUTRAGEOUS lie to manufacture a narrative for his political team.

Now that's a man of his word.

They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in threes. They always come in

If it's Friday, this must be war.

If that new video of McConnell on a stretcher being loaded onto an ambulance is real, it's odd. He doesn't appear to have an oxygen mask/nasal cannula on, which he most certainly would if he'd been in cardiac arrest as the 911 call indicated and ROSC had been achieved. Raises more questions.

I think there was a mistake at the bird-assembly factory.

Feeling really left out that Mitch McConnell is calling everyone but me

So Mitch McConnell's wife went on a trip to China three days after her husband's brittle-ass octogenarian rib cage was crushed by CPR? BULLSHIT he's still alive. Dude is on ice. Except for his soul, which is currently being par-broiled in the deepest reaches of hell.

Them putting it off to the last day until October makes me very afraid they're about to drop a bombshell ruling they know will piss us all off. I don't like it.

Giving this medication to Trump first, and as "compassionate use access" would be infuriating. I HATE IT HERE.

Deliver us from journalists holding on to important information so they can sell books. May they receive everything they so richly deserve.

Can we not even get a few brave souls to go yank that fucking curtain down?

brb getting all the short sleeve button-up shirts

MAGA has ruined American patriotism for me. I don’t want to wear red, white and blue or anything that looks like our flag. I don’t want to celebrate the fourth of July, and I certainly don’t want to celebrate 250 years.

I'm nostalgic for a time when I wasn't having my mind boggled by the news on the regular.

How are we all supposed to continue functioning in a day-to-day state of constant outrage and fury?

I'd love to see him actually fucking DO something; that'd be a welcome change. I don't care what it is at this point. Inconvenience Repubs at every single opportunity, if that's all you can do. Everyone eat beans before every meeting. Anything literally at all would be better than what we have now.

On this day in 1945, Adolph Hitler died a coward's death in a bunker. It's my fervent hope that he continues to burn for all eternity.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Anyone else who uses TikTok, has your ForYou page gone weird again? I'm not seeing people I follow much, and most that I do see are from weeks/months ago. Also, FYP seems to think I'm a teenager???

Todd Blanche is staring hard at Trump...he's scared he's going to blow this.

How the fuck would he know how far away he charged from?

'They go after the most impactful people' like Gerald Ford, amiright?

He obviously had no speech prepared.

So we're all calling 1-800-CALL FBI and reporting a fake shooting, right?