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Happy Indigenous People's Day

Ffs celebrity traitors, you can’t leave me hanging like this for 6 days… I mean, we all know a certain superstar actor is so gone though, anything else would be stupid. I love this show but the editing is insanely cynical at times.

Well ok, that was bad and stupid…

Spurs have spent £300 million on players this summer, I could lose 3 nil to Brentford for a lot less than that!

Seahawks second team beating the crap out of the Titans starters… I think they might be bad!!

I know I’m a bad spurs fan, but the league table today really is fucking funny…

We’re gonna lose to Brentford, We’re gonna lose to Breeentford…

Clacton election today. An absolute clown joke candidate with no serious policy position, only in it to advance his own interests is up against a bin.

Watching the new he-man film, is She-ra going to be in this though? I was always confused if she’s his sister or his wife? Maybe both 🤮

Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is brilliant, 10/10, no notes.

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Just finished reading @scalzi.com’s cheese book, fabulous, brilliant, even contains some of the best advice for writers I’ve seen in a while.

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I feel like we are having a nice chat in here, lots of people could be finding new bands…

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Andy Burnham has gone south to play the game of thrones…

Haha, anyone want any help taking your evil crusader flags down??!

I own this exact shirt that was on Rivals!

I know I'll shed a few tears. Champagne really stings when it's sprayed in my eyes.

Anyone know someone who can do children’s book style graphics? I need help with an antifa project… (Can’t pay you but it’s not a money making project, it’s about helping defeat Farage…)

Sheffield in the sun is so great, should probably have avoided the sun a bit more but whatever…

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is going to lose Clacton to Count Binface.

Um Bongo Um Bongo You’re losing To The Congo

Am I allowed to sing the Umbongo song?

Wordle editor needs sacking for today. I got in 6 but I’m not happy…

If you do your table numbers like this you don’t deserve my business. It’s probably table 90? But am I sure enough to place an order?? No.

Someone reminded me about Iain Banks earlier, so now it’s time for a re-read of this absolute classic..

Bye Starmer, crap speech. Okay he made one or two valid points but it was largely nonsense and he’s taken zero responsibility for many terrible choices.

Iran undefeated recently…

This is awesome

I can’t reply, but if you remove the offside rule, the best way to attack is to leave people miles upfield and whack the ball to them. Would be awful to watch.

Hope the Aussies win tonight, that could put USA-Iran back on track for the knockout stage…

The Strange Death of the Changing Room - a Knives Out mystery….

Football isn’t coming home btw, Italy - the true home of two teams kicking a ball into a goal - aren’t in this World Cup!

UFC's White House fight night may have been an unforgivable folly, but at least it was violent and offensive: defector.com/ufc-freedom-...

Get real , Alan Shearer can’t read….

Oh it is on now!!! Go Morocco!

Why is the clock running during the World Cup hydration break? This is bullshit…

My all-time NFL team went 19-1 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? www.20-0.com/r/u31bWY7

Pot of gold in the premier inn…