Creaturegirl Dogmom

I don't have tinnitus; the angels merely refuse to sing to you.

I resent the term "replygirl" because it implies that's all I do. I never shut the fuck up on my own posts, either. Saying I only do replies is reductive of all the other useless bullshit I say without expecting anyone to hear it

what’re you in the mood for, master?

aaa I wanna beat up and/or kiss like half of my oomfies

You ever looked at a character design and thought, “yeah I’m definitely gonna see her on my mutuals’ profiles”

They let a tranny be an all-star queer dodgeball player

the halloween fit is coming together nicely

*cat reading the paper jpg* I should get a HOTAS controller

kikyo insinuating inuyasha is essentially bart simpson is always peak middle school anime romance

that odd feeling realizing you are older than many people around you while they have all been effectively alive longer than you

convincing a brat that being an obtuse idiot is what ticks me off the most before I sit back and watch the effort free bimboficiation unfold in front of me

Cis people would rather get in the robot than go to therapy

call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

uncollared and unowned 😤

I think women on here need to learn that being a pathetic victim-in-waiting with no survival instinct is only hot if it's not actually true.

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Did a photoshoot today. Heres a preview. More of the digitals are being edited and the ones on film need to be developed. Happy to share them soon :3

manifesting being the top minion for a taller and/or stronger woman

oh, our daddy issues are going to get interesting now...

@minjilee.bsky.social #nothingplay

Halloween Hound with chain accents. A surprise addition to today’s drop.

If you love your dog, you will abuse it. That is the best way to show your care for an animal domesticated for service and companionship.

I used to believe in the idea of sweet happy puppygirls wagging their tails while they snuggle with their owners. Silly happy girls licking Her cheek in the morning and curling up in the sun. I understand now that this idea contradicts the reality of what a dog is and what it needs.

Your love is wasted on a dog. A dog cannot perceive your human emotions regardless. What we truly need is a role to fill, a purpose to serve, a place we can say “This is where I go.”

When you are kind to us, we don’t understand why you’re doing so. It confuses and stresses us. It forces us to think about what we’d need to do to find the limits of that kindness, what could cause it to end and turn to cruelty. This is more stressful for a dog than a beating is.

Abuse is how we understand our position. Pain and discomfort are nature’s teachers. When we are beat, we come to understand what’s expected of us. Hierarchy means everything to an animal’s mind. Providing us with love and care serves only to confuse us.

Something I’ve been grateful to come to understand is that puppyspace is not meant to feel safe or comfortable. We are not meant to be loved, coddled pets curled up in our owners laps, kept safe and protected. We are meant to be useful. This is why abuse is, objectively, good for dogs.

I feel I am better off constantly having to nurse some minor trauma wound like a rotating cast of side characters in a show.

I HATE CORPORATE BULLSHIT I DONT WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY ANYMORE I WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND JERK OFF ALL DAY FUCK

youve stumbled upon a curious harpy!

everyone wants to meet their true love and their soulmate but i've really been longing for a nemesis. I want to find the one person on planet earth who hates me as much as i hate them and we're both super dramatic about it

the amount of text is making it give onion comic energy

Cowdog Milk

you know, if gene wilder slowly transitioned over the span of it, Young Frankenstein would just be a typical mad scientist corruption Ao3 fic

They put him behind a Half-Life 2 glass shader

getting my pack of dog girls chipped turning out to be unexpectedly expensive

Put Your Pilots In A Latex Flightsuit.

amazing…

gay notification

if i was the major i'd be buying one out from the maintenance techs and taking it home to find out how well its rudimentary personality-sim ai manages having an eye socket fingerbanged

god, those office dolls section 9 keep around. i need to bend one over and rut into the nothing between her legs

this kombucha bar has what I can only call early mid season adventure time vibes

alternate switch fantasy is Unlimited Jester Privilege Forever