Mick Lynch's Fan Club

Hi, loves. Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me. Thank you. x

Why do you love "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"? "The film centers upon the polymath Dr. Buckaroo Banzai, a physicist, neurosurgeon, test pilot, and rock star, to save the world by defeating a band of inter-dimensional aliens called Red Lectroids from Planet 10."

It’s not the flashiest lawn display in daylight but I saw this & thought you’d appreciate it.

Good morning only to anyone else who consistently forgets how many steps up a ladder they are when they try to come back down again, resulting in constantly misjudging and spectacular splats.

she's a ten but she's a willful actor in a complex and interconnected system of oppression of which she maintains a studied and self-serving ignorance

On the request of one of my bonus kids, I have been watching #CelebrityTraitors. James Blunt is successfully proving my theory about privately educated men being thick as mince to a wider audience, the misogynistic twat.

#celebritytraitors

Which person has two thumbs and limited French, and pooed so much today, they blocked their toilet? *Points thumbs at self* This moi, that's who.

Me, who wants to be included in things, when I am included in things.

Someone said "on accident" during the podcast I was listening to.

Full disclosure; she was the same age group as my kids, and I consistently will die on the hill that Gen Z are absolutely wonderful. They do things so much better than my old arse compatriots.

I went to the leisure centre near me yesterday, to do a workout. It was the first time I'd been, I was super nervous, and this glorious young lass talked me through everything, said that a decision I had made was "stunning", and she was so much lovelier than the woman my age I spoke to last time. 😍

I am struggling to express how enormously fucking angry and enraged this has made me.

Congratulations to my body which, with only two months left to go before I could officially declare myself menopausal, has delivered me a fucking bastard period. #Perimenopause #RAGE

I dunno if anyone has told you guys this, but "being an adult" (gag) means we can buy entire cakes for ourselves and eat them when we want (though apparently your kids will still give you side eye after you've explained this as you ram a three tier wedding cake in your gob).

You guys heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right? 🍍 #Psych #PsychPosting

This is such a beautiful short film. #TheWait #DementiaAwareness youtu.be/EuRHHmXbzYs?...

Fuck. Turns out *I'm* the one who smashes the tips.

They say he had unpaid barking tickets :(

Every person in the UK watching #Below when the #CoronationStreet theme started playing.

I love October because it gives me a great excuse to watch spooky stuff as I can justify it to myself as "research" for Halloween trick or treat goodies. No, I'm not sure how I got there either, but welcome to my experience of AuDHD, cos it works for me and my nervous system!

Good evening only to anyone else who couldn't work out why the bit above their elbow was throbbing and hurting, before they realised they had mistakenly shoved their Wrist Hairband up there when adjusting their jumper sleeves.

Some people should realize that there's a difference between sex and gender - sex is biological, gender is social. Also, trans women are women, regardless of their genitalia. And by the way, science, biology and reality supports trans people. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/lang...

Hey, how many more times do you think I'll wake up in excruciating pain, knowing full well sugar exacerbates my symptoms, before I stop eating sugar? Hint : I have maybe 20 years left of my life, so I think it's a simple multiplication.

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He says. He runs to the tree, but suddenly out of the blue bullets come flying from all directions he's shot and killed on the spot. Turns out it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

Please tell Michael Tracey that I'm Jane Doe, and so is every woman I know. #Cornell #JusticeForJaneDoe #JusticeForEveryJaneDoe

It's so hard to see other people live my dreams. 😭

Wake up, babes; Aldi just dropped a new slang word for boobs.

Just found a packet of bourbons in the cupboard, lads!

Me and my ND friends, overwhelmed at the idea of interacting face to face but wanting each other to know we care, wordlessly dropping memes to each other like a cat slinking in with a leaf and dropping it on your face at 3am.

No surprise that former fat shit and ex "Labour" MP, Tom Watson, has officially joined Palintir after advising them for around a decade or so. This current fat shit and forever dirty leftie is not surprised.

Anyway, fuck #HarryPotter, fuck #JKRowling

I have JUST realised that Loki's threatened punishment of snake torture underground is basically Odin's equivalent of creating a CIA blacksite.

Very much this.

True dat, too.

True, dat.

*Even though it kind of was them a bit, too, but you're trying to regulate and not earn your actual first name.

Good early afternoon only to any other perimenopausal ND women who have been so annoyed by the way an app operates that they have had to tell the customer service person they need to call back later because they are enraged by said system (whilst assuring the agent it's not them).

I hate these "cats or dogs?" posts. Everyone knows I'm bi-persual.

When you discover that your inner beast is actually a Kookaburra.

Delighted to share something that I clearly downloaded from Oliver Darkshire some years ago, and now I invite all of you to go and pop down the charming rabbit hole that is #HansChristianAnderson and his seemingly never-ending stay with #CharlesDickens