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Nigel Farage loves freedom of movement, provided it’s dodgy right-wing money from overseas

what if Trainspotting had been shot entirely in this ghastly palette

Live Laugh Shite

you see, you have to be the right sort of criminal immigrant for the Trump administration

fair play to the Cybermen for keeping up with the times & finding a new method of transforming humans & creating a new revenue stream

There was a brand new allegation that the president raped a woman in the 1990s yesterday and it appears to not be on the NYT homepage at all right now

next Nobel Peace Prize winner discovered

if you’ve won and you have to keep explaining why winning was so good contrary to all evidence, what you’ve won is nothing

Tuesday

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

new evidence Donald Trump raped women as part of Jeffrey Epstein’s circle?

This went on for the rest of the full hour, at which point the BBC apologised for having to go to the weather and urged viewers to follow continuing live coverage on iPlayer. Forty-one minutes of unfiltered, unchallenged propaganda by a far right party with 8 MPs, now third in the polls. Discuss.

11/10 moon out there lads

Reform is a party in crisis, wading through scandals from harbouring a Russian asset to dodgy loans, and yet you wouldn't know that from the way BBC News can't place a microphone in front of Farage's mouth fast enough

What is the BBC's justification for maintaining this level of coverage of Reform now it has slipped into third place?

so sad to hear a Trump-aligned fascist grift pig lost the election in Brazil

if you asked me which of my hands I liked best, I’d have to say I like them equally, so my hands are tied

Monday

how long before Ted Cruz, after being booed in Texas by petrolheads, will claim they were saying ‘Cruuuuuuzz’

if you asked me which of my hands I liked best, I’d have to say I like them equally, so my hands are tied

the race leaders are about to cross the finish line at the US Grand Prix and the singer is still holding the final few notes of the national anthem from before the start

it’s not utopia, it’s metopia

a raven just flew into my chamber and started quothing but I gave it some quoth mixture & that sorted it out

it’s not utopia, it’s metopia

a raven just flew into my chamber and started quothing but I gave it some quoth mixture & that sorted it out

if 2am isn’t voted off Clock Traitors at the roundtable after tonight the hour faithfuls haven’t got a chance

as I walked past a parked Tesla a creepy laugh boomed as the lights flashed & spooky music played and how incredibly fucking lame to have that on a car and to turn it on makes you even unfunnier than Elon Musk, the most terminally unfunny man alive

You have to laugh at the sheer insanity of Turning Point UK being found to be organising literal contract killings and paid agitation at protests up and down the country and it barely even raises a flicker across the press. If that isn't 'terrorism' on some level I don't really know what is

were any of the panellists on tonight’s HIGNFY gifted a VIP membership of Amol Rajan HQ after he presented it

bless this show for providing situations previously unimagined on pre-watershed tv #celebritytraitors

#celebritytraitors

all it took was ten years of unbridled racism, corruption, incompetence, cover-ups, and traitorousness!

Slamming into reverse so fast you can hear the gears crunch

Male weather reporters sent out to report on #StormAusten dressed like this

amazing scenes in London

I thank the producers for keeping my name out of the press, as I requested

I’m going to say this at every available opportunity, no matter how inappropriate #celebritytraitors

this week on the Stand Up 2 Cancer Gogglebox special (Friday C4 9.05pm) Andy Burnham and Mayor of Liverpool Steve Rotheram will be on a sofa

Thursday

Reform reporting investigative reporters to the police clearly highlights what the party considers the problem; not attracting massive racists - that’s even desirable - but people finding out they attract massive racists

Really important not to get the langauge wrong here. Freezing the fighting along current lines isn't ceding territory; it just means stopping fighting. Lots of people are deliberately misunderstanding this and presenting it as Zelenskyy conceding something he is not.

zookeepers make sure all the animals get up on time by setting the llama

Merry Ellie & Natasia Series Two Day to all who celebrate

What the hell? This is shocking. www.theargus.co.uk/news/2665180...

excited for all the media outlets offering their interpretation of what he means! he’s saying he wanted Russia to win! What could he mean?!

you have to wonder why the rapist and paedophile President would ever elevate such people to public office