mandy

mandy

@mothmandyy.bsky.social

she/her but like in the way you refer to a boat please allow me to post whatever I want without any repercussions

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the state of georgia your days are numbered what is this ugly ass dumb ass busted ass sticker design give me back my cute peaches iโ€™m pissed all the way off

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Oh no I spilled meat sauce all over my tits and if I move itโ€™ll spill all over cause I was laying down when I spilled so someone better come eat this chunky beefy meat sauce off MY chunky beefy meat tits Iโ€™m so helpless stuck under all this meat sauce Iโ€™ll just squirm and moan like a meat boy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alexisdotgov.bsky.social iโ€™ll never forget the day you were born the doctor said they were too scared to deliver a baby so fierce so i scrubbed in, put on Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins, and after one solid push you flew out at 67 mph and straight into my arms and everyone clapped ๐Ÿฉท

scrolling bluesky constantly saving and unsaving posts with my big ass chode fingers haha everyone laugh at mandy with the goodyear blimp thumbs

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Keeping this secret was so hard! Thank you to everyone for showing up today, for those who knew and keeping it a secret, and especially to my friend Karis for travelling across the world to come see Tink and me xoxo

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A1 is awful - ppl are becoming too reliant on it, it's dumbing them down, & it's destroying us all & this planet. It is the imagination-killer, the spawn of greed & corruption, & the death of what makes us human. I also don't care much for the steak sauce, either.