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What do you mean “now”

Dozens of blood alchemists in the Order of the Obsidian Skull have petitioned the shadowy cabal to stop the sale of its gorehounds to Lord Hellfang

This guy has a British accent

here in my bar i feel safest of all they keep pouring me beers don't have to leave at last call

This Day in Labor History: October 16, 1859. John Brown and a group of followers invade the federal arsenal at Harpers Ferry, Virginia (today WV) to start a war and end slavery. Let's talk about this key moment in American labor history!

i'm very glad that STAT lets @bobjherman.bsky.social call it like he sees it. coverage exclusions and cost sharing sum to the great evil, but it's the prices, stupid; it's always been the prices. www.statnews.com/2026/10/05/h...

America, USA: In 2016, Obama pledged $38B to Israel over the next decade. In 2026, someone you know REGRETS going to the doctor since it cost thousands of dollars and someone else you know is afraid to speak out against genocide because it could cost them their job

Fascists are like tree of heaven: if you chop down a big one, the roots will panic and send up a grove of smaller fascists. You have to chip at their bark and apply poison to the open wound

I wrote about Having A Really Good Time with Baltimore band of buddies Crying Laughing for @bmoreart.bsky.social! bmoreart.com/2026/10/cryi...

That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather

another hour, another Julie

Was about to post that since I stopped wearing mascara more than one person has told me I “look healthy” but then I remembered that there is still no actual ceasefire in Gaza and, just this past weekend, IDF obliterated an apartment building while people slept www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...

Can I get a round of applause for fart man and his eyes that are two different shapes. He’s yelling about this rn btw

When your farts? They stink and, it’s awesome

AI company guys all look like they’ve run up on you in the park with a leash in their hand to breathlessly ask if you’ve seen their dog

Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.

Who up tryna cry out into the wilderness

This is why CUMMUNISM is the one true path

God lives in Savannah Georgia and she spends all her time on the beach being a very tiny crab

You have to come to High Zero if you live in Baltimore. It’s mandatory

I wish all ME a very MAKE A NEW RECORD

how do you post like this? i'm glad you asked. first, you get online near the birth of the post-bbs internet, and post continuously for thirty or more years, to the exclusion of your primary social development and to the detriment of your intellectual capacity.

Communication is key

Not gonna do Botox id prob just go straight to Entire Forehead Removal

Feeling really good

We need people who make shitty music to have good politics. That’s most of the music.

We're so excited to share Crying Laughing's debut album 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 with you all tomorrow! The quintet has two dates on the docket this weekend: 9/11 in NYC at Pianos with @jefftobias.bsky.social and Iceblink 9/12 in Baltimore at 2640 Back Room with Deakin and Mojuba Duo who's ready to go on tour??

For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...

Please. Two things can be true at once: both parties can be functionally the same while one is ideologically more regressive. Using a valid concern as kindling on the Republican Party Crimes Bonfire allows you to warm your hands from a self-satisfied distance

The Sununu family is single-handedly responsible for politicizing climate change in order to stall any attempt at course correction and their existence as a political dynasty has made the quality of life for all of us significantly worse over the course of the last four plus decades

Just catching up on the scuttlebutt around Maryland Renn Faire’s furry ban

All of me

Shoutout to the homie who took me up on this offer we now send birds I got him hooked on birds come get hooked on bird

Busy bein just a little lamb. Workin on my frolic

Piece I just wrote for Current Affairs. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-mas...

The flies in my kitchen are so bold they actually started walking

TOMORROW NIGHT! RED EMMA'S! COME GET YOU SOME REGIONAL GAY HISTORY IN A CUTE LIL BOOK!

You can draw a through line between Standing Rock, Stop Cop City, the Palestine encampment student protests, and the results of the Prairieland case. And then still have Dems asking why there aren't more protests...

82F, sunny, a light breeze? Perfect for a good faint. Am I right my fellow lightheaded lowpresh homies

These requirements are insane for a program that’s supposed to be tied to existing, not employment

Harsh noise wall has been invaded by fake fans and cynical viral campaigns​. Here’s how deep it all goes.

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Amazing to see this video right on the heels of a Defector article I can’t access about AI animalslop

It’s easy to forget that most people are kind, easygoing, and non-judgmental when you have an entire economy centered around being angry with everyone else because some rich guy said you should be

This app is so good. I love to “Discover” posts by people I already follow

Technically you can’t sue the ultra wealthy for the crime of being too rich but we shouldn’t let that stop us