Ari Marmell

Okay, folks. For reasons beyond my control, the series had to be retitled, so allow me to officially make a re-introduction to REMNANTS, BOOK ONE: DUST. (ASHES, book two of the REMNANTS duology, is also available. New audio versions aren't up yet, but will be soon.)

It's a start.

I have had this Goddamn song stuck in my head all day. How often do you earworm *yourself*?! 😝

Feel like shit today. Done votered anyway.

So, yes, Elon needs to be tried for high crimes, potentially including treason. But--and this is important--everyone at Starlink who followed his orders regarding the Ukraine slowdown *also* needs to be standing in front of a judge. I cannot stress this enough.

I am absolutely convinced that Chuck Tingle is a tulpa that the LGBTQ+ community manifested entirely by accident a decade ago, and this newest release is not making me doubt my theory at all. 😂

I am shocked. Shocked, I say.

Dear scammer, While your e-mail is obviously fake anyway, I humbly suggest that "I’m especially interested in [genre/book title, if you have one]" indicates an insulting lack of effort on your part, and I must regretfully decline to be scammed today.

And that... is Baldur's Gate 3 Honour Mode, successfully completed.

If Texas doesn't flip, I don't wanna hear shit from anyone about how it was stupid to try unless they lead with proof of what they did to help THERE IS STILL TIME TO HELP. YOU CAN DO IT TODAY!

The problem is not that we believe we can do it. The problem is that too many people get excited it will happen but don't do any work to make sure it does, and then they have to perform extra cynicism to get past their embarrassment at acting like they believed in something.

I think the polls are absolute bullshit because I have no idea what anyone in this country will do in the next 12 hours much less in November. But I also am gonna run at these midterms screaming with 100% conviction that we can win. Not that we will. But we can! But there's a trick to that.

The actor who has been cast to play Charles "Professor X" Xavier in the future MCU is over a decade younger than I am. Please fetch me my walker and my Metamucil now.

Meowginot Line, the (noun): The ill-defined zone of demarcation surrounding the litter box, beyond which a dropped pill is still safe to take, but within which a dropped pill is contaminated and must be disposed of. See also: Mew-tral Zone.

the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. This group is Number Two.

This whole "Not every person/publisher/editor/producer structures their entire existence to my personal schedule" nonsense simply *must* stop. 😝

Okay, yeah. He may be technically alive, but he's *gone*. I don't have to have any respect or even sympathy for him personally to say that treating someone as a prop this way is a crime, at least ethically and morally if not legally.

Is anyone really surprised? This is hardly the first time any of us have seen a cockroach limping across the floor after we were *certain* it was dead.

Chuckling at the almost touching pointlessness of gifting Donald Trump a Michael Longley poem. Like playing Bach to a waffle iron.

You can walk 500 miles And you can walk 500 more Just to be the men who Kept fucking walking until they vanished into the sea and we didn't have to hear them spouting bigoted bullshit (The Proclaimers have turned out to be transphobic garbage, in case you hadn't heard. 😢)

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Man, this new Breaking Bad reboot is weird.

Because he prefers to stop counting at 18.

That moment of sad, horrified realization that you did something wrong when you reach the goblin camp and discover the creature running around being chased is an actual chicken. (Only BG3 players have the slightest clue what the hell I'm talking about. But they get it. Oh, boy, do they get it.) 😝

The male equivalent of a chorus of Sirens is the Merman Tabernacle Choir.

I know the Alt Natl Park Service account is a questionable source on some issues, but this is accurate and confirmed by multiple other sources. Texas IS doing this. CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION, no matter recently it's been active. And KEEP checking up through the election.

You ever wonder if your conversations with your therapist come up at all in their conversations with *their* therapist?

If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Really? Fucking REALLY? Sigh... www.darkhorizons.com/transformers...