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Da fuq is this real

No such thing as unhealthy noods

No Russian oil and no FIFA? Good work EU!

Less than half of the popular vote went to W. Bush and to Trump

@iwriteok.bsky.social SERE is pronounced like sear as in to sear a steak

Opinion | Socialism and the Decline of the Black Family - The Wall Street Journal The op-ed section of wapo is absolutely wild. There so many leaps and suppositions in this blatantly racist screed

This is a scene from one of the Mummy movies

If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.

Businesses will never do the right thing. They are literally configured by our government to do the cheap thing. We need to rewrite government

Fucking dammit

This is correct

We’re the Soviet Union somehow in an alleged democracy. Weird how it’s all just dumb authoritarianism.

I think 20% of my feed is “on this day this actor from the talkies would be 174 years old…”

That’s some DPRK shit

Drawn by Dr Seuss over 50 years ago.

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True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

This makes me sad. I want to like him for some strong reasons but the right thing to do right now is so obvious. It’s not that hard man

Isn’t that the character from Veep? The old friend who joins the campaign and her job is just to be vaguely affirming?

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I still blame Bill Murray for Ramis’ weight gain and subsequent early death (recall he handed Egon a baby Ruth after they got out of the library)

“TDS” is literally “I know you are but what am I”

@bencollins.bsky.social please tell me you’re helping Shauni Kerkoff take over The Blaze next

@starbucks what in the fuck do you mean by “plant based caffeine??” As opposed to?? Stupid.

The call is coming from inside the house.

🚨BREAKING: Democrat Brian Nathan has just flipped a Republican-held Florida state Senate seat. This is despite the fact that his GOP opponent Josie Tomkow had a huge fundraising advantage over Nathan, with a political action committee worth more than $3 million aiding her effort.

apple.news/AMdZ-9nIMRim... @npr.org this is a really long winded history that reaches just to the point and then doesn’t make it. Just state they have the right to be critical and they have as much right to refuse as Ford. Then make a statement about the nature of the bullshit govt behavior. Balls.

apple.news/A6nwKYpamQem... As an elder millennial veteran. Never could fathom such idiotic ways to wield this force. Self destructive own goal bullshit. Guess this is fucking Russia now.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Fuck your money

NC-17

Hell yeah this is the best history lesson we could ask for on a day like today in a world like ours

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me #iran youtu.be/zoS8DrrlnTQ?...

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

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Lol they're not your friends, Kash. And you can't use federal resources—including the FBI's $62M private jet—to go on a taxpayer-funded Olympic getaway & locker room bender. Adding it to the evidence file for our investigation, @raskin.house.gov.

youtube.com/shorts/u6YrW... Go Analilia!

Donald Trump and Pam Bondi once again violated the Constitution. They’re wasting your tax dollars arresting journalists — while protecting pedophiles and the murderers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti. That’s authoritarian bullshit.