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Imagine some banana republic. One day, their head of state decides to ban some media because they don't toe the line. Then he decides he will launch his own media that will broadcast his own news and his own takes on himself. This is #Trump This is #TrumpTV This is #America

#Trump was, for most of his life, larping as a rich man. That was his character: billionaire. That's why we saw him on TV so much, he was the people's idea of a rich man. He owed more money than he had and could only grift his way to the top. Now he's just cashing out.

Bon, le #PQ veut un secrétaire de l'efficacité... Où est-ce qu'on a déjà vu ça déjà? Ils vont le nommer comment? Secrétaire Heuristique Interministériel de l'Efficacité Nationale? #polqc

Isn't it weird that the "allegedly" manliest man in the history of men, Donald Trump according to MAGA, is always belly-aching about something? "So unfair. No other president has ever been treated so unfairly. 😥"

Translation: "I'm frustrated that I wasn't able to con Canada and that I've failed at yet another deal."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: “Canada wants the benefits of being a State, without being one!!! They have also charged our great farmers, for many years, massive amounts of Tariffs. No more!!! President DJT”

Il semblerait que non. Le PQ de jadis l'aurait bouffé tout rond, tant il y avait de guerres intestines. Plus maintenant, car il ne reste plus les tripes pour cela. Le PQ s'est "parti-libéralisé" en se vidant de ses leaders pour laisser place à des chefs quidams. Ce n'est pas une tragédie en soit ☺️

Empé 🇨🇦@mpbizdev.bsky.social

#pspp vient de commettre, avec sa promesse de "pas de referendum tant que Trump est président", un suicide politique spectaculaire. Démission dès demain? #polqc

TACO gonna TACO

Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac@lafleurmtl.bsky.social

Translation Canada didn't fold Told him a tariff war was on So he backs down but will declare victory over a pipeline Canada always approved but the US gvt under Biden killed And that is so unprofitable no private sector wants to put a dime in If true PM Carney deserves a medal for rolling him

#pspp vient de commettre, avec sa promesse de "pas de referendum tant que Trump est président", un suicide politique spectaculaire. Démission dès demain? #polqc

So there you have it. Loser Trump is so going to lose the mid-terms that he's calling the results incorrect preemptively. Because if he loses, that might be the beginning of the end of his con job of a presidency for him and his cronies. What a loser.

The latest pearl clutching, moral high ground claim about forced labour from the Trump administration is laughable. WHO THE HELL MAKES TRUMP PHONES? VOLUNTEERS? #cusma

Isn't it weird how, in the first minutes of Project Hail Mary, extraterrestrial life is discovered then they're discussing how to use them as fuel?!? #ProjectHailMary

I can't believe how visionary some Star Trek episodes were. "Booby Traps" and "Galaxy's Child", for example. In modern terms: Geordi needs someone to talk to for some problem, loads "skills" and a persona in the holodeck. It's an AI chatbot in 3D. Later, the real Leah finds his chat logs. Yikes

I'm torn between... Why can't anybody get it right? His ratings were as low as ever and the mid-terms are coming up... They're going to blame trans people over this again somehow.

So, to recap... The US won the war on day one. Then they were winning the war. Then they needed help to unblock the strait. Then they didn't need help. Then they asked for a deal but got none. Then they were agreed to a deal without conditions. Now they say it's their turn to block the strait.

We now know for a fact that if ships are allowed through, there will be any number of them, except 20.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Trump said on Sunday night that Iran had agreed to release 20 more cargo ships of oil through the Strait of Hormuz starting on Monday, in what the president insisted was a “tribute” to the United States and a “sign of respect.”

Anybody else remember that time the President was about to release all information about aliens (as in extraterrestrials)? #StraitOfHormuz #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #IranWar #PreaidentOfWar

The latest deal between the US Department of War and OpenAI has sealed the deal for me: I will be using Anthropic's Claude from now on. #ChatGPT #OpenAI #Anthropic #Claude #AI

About #TumblerRidge and all the anti-trans hate that was spewed... Upon hearing the news, here's what bigots vs normal people do: Bigots: Were they trans? Ha! Knew it! Normal person: Were they American?

The State of the Union address was all less from start to end, starting with the "Golden era" claim, the usual nonsense about tariffs being paid by foreign countries, etc. Sigh. How thoroughly fucked are the United States right now?

There should never, ever be a reboot of Star Trek TNG. BUT... If there was to be one, I would want: Picard: An actual French actor. Riker: Tries the Riker manoeuvre once, Picard threatens to fire him. Troi: British actress trying not to speak British English (worked very well for Sirtis).

Data: Sorry, but would have to be Jim Parsons. Geordi: Better character development. Make him more of an awkward nerd and he slowly comes out of his shell via his friendship with Data. Dr Crusher: Younger. Make the love interest with Picard more awkward on purpose

Wesley: Younger, and somehow part-alien Worf: The toughest to recast IMO. Maybe make him resentful at Tasha Yar until her untimely death Tasha: Played by an actress with actual talent (sorry) Guinan: See if Whoopi is still available

Le projet de constitution québécoise est une turbo perte de temps et d'énergie, en plus qu'elle endommage les droits et les lois déjà en place. Il y en aura pour des décennies à remettre en cause des lois vis-à-vis cet éléphant blanc. C'est ahurissant.

Ce que j'aime de CBC pendant les Jeux olympiques : les commentateurs se la ferment aux bons moments, contrairement à SRC (ICI) où on parle tout le temps. #MilanoCortina

Every time the second amendment is questioned, someone says it's so that the "good guy with a gun" can save the day. Now we know what happens to the good guy with a gun. They knock him to the ground and shoot him 10 times. #AlexPretti #Minnesota

Dear @governorwalz.mn.gov #Minnesota and its citizens shouldn't be calling on the National Guard to for protection from your federal government. Yet here you are. Let's be frank, you're all practically Canadians. Minnesotans are polite, kind, and can handle cold weather. Let's talk.

This could get ugly and historical very quickly.

Krassensteins@krassenstein.bsky.social

BREAKING: Tim Walz: "I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."

The outcome: - Higher taxes for the rich, lower for middle and lower classes - Universal healthcare - Actual gun laws - Lower university tuition - Paid parental leave