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While everyone is laughing about the Hawks Hawkeye thing, may we turn our attention to how fucking gutless Merritt Garland was? He had the report that according to Smith proved beyond a reasonable doubt Trump participated in a criminal conspiracy, and did nothing with it.

Senator Foghorn Leghorn (Kennedy) about Trumps apparently tax funded campaign ad “there oughta be a rule {against it}” There fucking IS!!! How do we deal with this level of ineptitude and idiocy??

Trump lapses into “jewish grandmother”

The President of the United States has KDS. Keep up the great work @kaitlancollins.bsky.social

When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables

God this is going so well. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!

This is the funniest, lack of awareness, self own I have ever seen in my life. He’s even got a stupid cowboy hat on. *Chefs Kiss

-Yes banning media is fascist 101 -Yes its blantently violating the 1st ammendment. -Yes its likely the court will reinstate the press credentials But honestly, every word out of his mouth is a lie, when he is even awake that is. who cares if youre in the room or not.

Hot take: republicans want to lose the house and senate so they can blame democrats on what happens next in 2028

With diesel prices at record highs everywhere, where is the trucker caravan driving on Washington? Where is Ricky Schroeder? It’s almost as if that was completely manufactured bullshit 

Obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. They can have him.

Alito’s dissent that the potential practical impact being that millions of legal votes would end up not being counted is not legally relevant is wild, even for him. He has gone way off the deep end.

I hope they shut it down and he lives long enough to witness the reopening of it, without any mention of him and the joyous celebration that goes along with it

underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.

Isn’t it interesting though that Mike Johnson shrugs all this off as just provocative things said just to create a “persona online” from one of his ACTUAL NOMINEES FOR CONGRESS, but Hasan Piker, who isn’t running for anything, supposedly represents the entire Democratic Party.

Biden checks his watch at a ceremony and Fox does nonstop segments on it for weeks. But Trump falls asleep repeatedly at the 9/11 ceremony and they won’t even show it. But national broadcast news networks won’t show it either because that would be impolite.

Hot take: Talrico is going to lose the way HRC and Harris lost. Liberals saying “if I dont get 100% of what I want, im keeping my butthurt ass home.” Screenshot this

I cant wait for the media to respond to Trumps 100% fabricated fantasy about being pulled from the rubble of the towers on 9/11 by doing a 3 part expose on Hassan Piker.

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On Labor Day, remember that as a developer, @realDonaldTrump would only use non union laborers, often failed to pay them for their work & violated contractual agreements. As POTUS, he's weakened workers' rights, union & non-union. He has the worst job growth history since Hoover.

Has the president condemed the attack from one of his magat cultists on Amy Acton yet? Asking for the 68% of Americans who are sick of his shit.

Rememeber during the election when trump told Elon he was impressed with how he illegally fired a bunch of employees for trying to form a union? HAPPY labor day everyone!

Proving Mitch McConnell is alive would be the easiest thing in the world if he were alive.

Hey remember when Democrats caved on the shutdown when the GOP said they would eventually talk about health insurance subsidies? How’s that working out?

Mapquest today……

I won't post his original, because it was bullshit. Fixed it,tho. #FuckTrump

Trump 2024: “tarrifs on everything, Americans dont pay the tarrifs the importers do” Trump 2026: pauses tarrifs to help bring down beef costs to Americans.

I think it needs to be pointed out that the era in which MAGA pines for, was an era when the wealthy we taxed at a very high rate. Those maga who miss the “good ole days” will also say taxing the rich will crash the economy

The long awaited GOP healthcare plan has finally arrived! “Fuck you! Work until you die!”

You think the freak out melt down over Abdul El-Sayed is crazy now, wait until he runs for President! Its gonna be a scene man.

Donald Trump, Speaker Johnson, Leader Thune & SCOTUS are doing more to make sure you can't vote the GOP out than enacting policies that would make you want to keep them in power. That's an undeniable fact.

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro says RFK Jr. offered federal help after two unvaccinated people died from measles, the first U.S. deaths this year. Shapiro declined, saying PA could handle it, and confronted Kennedy, telling him: “There’s real life consequences to spreading misinformation.”

American beef ranchers can cry me a fucking river. They voted for this, they can EAT IT!

Im sure RFK will step in and advise against this right?

Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common. It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.

Photo leaked of the meeteing between Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner at a point where someone mentioned voter enthusiasm in the coming midterms and that ppl believe the dems will move on things like medicare for all and taxing the wealthy.

Trump’s 50% tariffs on Canadian goods just took effect—Maine is going to feel it hard. Its economy is deeply intertwined with Canada: blueberries, lobster, lumber, paper mills. These tariffs raise costs & threaten jobs across the state. Susan Collins won’t stand up to Trump and fight to stop them.

Trump doesn’t care if you can pay your bills, or if you have food to eat, or medicine, or a place to live. He will let the war go on forever just to avoid admitting he was wrong.

If you think beef is expensive now, just wait for these canadian tarriffs are realized in our market.

Mayor Mamdani's Great Leadership Is Paying Off.......👏🏻 (CNBC)

diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...

Even President Trump agrees: Voting by mail is SAFE and SECURE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Very funny, but I feel like The Daily Show could take it WAY further given the copious amount of even more bizarre material the Trump administration continue to provide daily...

I will be blocking anyone who makes me look at the president’s ass wondering if he is wearing a diaper. We have important things to deal with, this is not on the list. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you get a pass but just chill bro, please.