Dylan Keeling

Midsommar: what I think my gender is Blep cat: my true gender

I need to be clear: I quite like Noah, I enjoy his acting work, this is NOT about this man as an individual; it's about my IN-ability to understand why one mid person out of many gets the label of "sexiest worldwide"

Every year they hold this poll, and every year they just choose some guy

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For a few years now I’ve been floating the idea that theatre is the art form of the future because sharing physical space with people is increasingly precious. Here’s a new reason: there’s no generated slop on the stage. #TheatreIsHuman

Pierrot Took his heart And hung it On a wayside wall. He said, “Look, Passers-by, Here is my heart!” But no one was curious. No one cared at all That there hung Pierrot’s heart On the public wall.

Diminish an anime More Turquoise, Really

I just got in from work and this has NOT calmed me down

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Me when I sleep badly: oh death, lovely amiable death, let me clutch thee Me when I wash my hair: the Doors of Perception are cleansed and Reality is revealed as it is, INFINITE and HOLY

Greetings and good morning it’s the Tuesday farm rush hour in the rain

Being a horror fan is trying to explain to people that actually, one of the best movies ever really is called Return Of The Living Dead 3

Niche question: is Alison Russell the new Roberta Flack?

Miss Saigon would blow these people's minds apart

The thing about militias is carcinization. They have diverse origin stories: homeowner association, jitney business. In a lawless environment, they hire private security. Private security eventually realises they can take over the organisation. They then expand the business into a protection racket

Yay! This is the cinema that premiered my 35mm short in 2004, such a lovely place xx

My favourite book is Bambi, by Felix Salten. An incredible piece of literature, tragic, warm, profound yet simple, an amazing combination of tenderness and loss. That book gets you to cry when a leaf falls from a tree. ...I've never seen the Disney movie and I don't intend to

I have all 4 translations into English of Bambi, and none of them have some dipshit rabbit called Thumper. That's why I never intend to watch the movie! But ppl still either a) snigger or b) go "aw...!" when I say it's my favourite book. Neither response makes sense grr

Sorry, I have to vent on this topic: worst thing about the movie is it prompted the still-alive Bambi author Felix Salten, older and poorer, to churn out a cash-grab sequel, Bambi's Children, trying to imitate Disney: a depressing potboiler that shits on his own earlier masterpiece 🙁

Also I don't mean shade on Charles L Grant here, he's a misogynist, but still far from the worst of the Stephen-King-influenced writers at that time

I'm aware that Carpenter and King are buddies, and the movie is very much *about* the 80s/90s publishing phenomenon that was King. But that, to me, just makes this movie even emptier. Like nobody telling this story gives a fraction of a shit

The God Inside My Ear (2017) Guys. This movie fucking RULES, how is it not more famous www.imdb.com/title/tt6921...

Easy to see how things look, and what things mean; experience teaches you what they weigh and how long they take

More evidence for my "child abuse is the beating heart of right-wing politics" theory