Chris Martin

QTP with your favorite Pokémon! (Wrong Answers Only)

Who reads this shit

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Amazing bug report: goblin symbiosis+metahook results in an infinite self-heat loop.

Though I came in second in yesterday's game of My Father's Work, I did successfully complete my Mad Scientist's Masterwork: summoning a demon I called SatanPlus. A new and improved Satan for modern consumers!

*sigh* I miss doing business travel

The way I ascend at 3:55 of Dreamenddischarger youtu.be/zDPJuAxZaOo?...

500 a minute is rookie numbers. I've had a commodore 64 running 10 PRINT "Our Father Who Art In Heaven etc etc" 20 GOTO 10 since 1986. I could kill a few million people and still get Fastpassed into heaven. 👼

I like that now when I buy a PC game I know it's going to run on my computer. Back in the day, you put a copy of 7th Guest or Myst in your computer and your computer would be completely flummoxed by QuickTime video and fail to run the game.

Been thinking about this a lot.

He knew all along. youtu.be/WwUmShhVeWE?...

Great character ideas come to you from the most unexpected places sometimes

A lot of people who think turnstile jumpers should be shot on sight real real mad about this.

"armies don't fight for abstractions." -- The losing army

Diminish an anime Oh. My Goddess.

Beer time

I mostly run Pathfinder 2nd Edition, so you know I'm on that grid life.

Made butternut squash soup. 👨‍🍳

I love Ivankov Oda stop making me cry like this isn't what I needed to hear #OnePieceSpoilers #OnePiece1196

A fun episode localized as To Be or Nazi Be where Lupin and the gang gaslight an elderly Nazi to find Hitler's secret treasure.

Why, computer, do you make "update and shut down" an option if you're just going to update and restart anyway. Why why why

Umberto Eco sez "close your tabs and delete your bookmarks", damn

Come on guys it's not like he did something really awful like tear up the picture of an accomplice to like fifty thousand child molesters.

Turns out Chris Pratt was in a Samson situation where his charisma drained away once he stopped being slightly chubby

Warnock has all but said he's running and Ossoff has said he won't compete against the other Senator.from Georgia, so...

Great stuff from the Telegraph. archive.ph/r2nTA

If you see this, post a Witch.

Candy Gator!!

You can set your watch to it. Every time someone uses some form of the word "Obvious" in an editorial, you're about to read some dumb shit.

Ordering 99 bottles of this and never drinking any of them

Happy Wish I Was Still A Federal Employee Day to one and all

See I was told we had The Second Amendment specifically for this kind of scenario

D+15 Midterm indicator

Leopards eating well

Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap

Dioramas by the Miyazaki Mecha Modelers Club (today at the Modelers Dungeon event in Japan)

(After leaving my car at the top of a hill, in neutral, and without the parking brake on) "Guys my car went rogue" 😔

youtu.be/W6SeDfvTyUo?... The kickstarter goes live on 10/27/2026 #beacon #koronil

Brilliant move sir. All the experts agree that when it comes to spree killers, the absolute best thing to do is to give them as much screen time as possible. Let all of America know that shooting up a place is your express ticket to the center of everyone's attention!