Cranjis McBasketball

I picked the Browns to beat the Titans because I thought Watson's negative EPA per play was better than Ward's, but of course Tony Pollard

Attorney Thomas Henry donated more than half a million dollars to help Paxton in the primary earlier this year against Sen. John Cornyn, but he posted this video today announcing his jaw-dropping flip in support of Talarico.

Peak Dudes being Dudes

Jim Nantz attempts a Peanut Punch on JJ Watt and he put some shoulder into it

this is a very real cohort of people, many of whom fell into the same kind of “i did what everyone said was the smart/right thing to do at the time and now i’m screwed” trap as those with crippling student debt

tfw you know how taxation works

Chase Young giving Emmanuel Macron a swirlie in a golden toilet

retirees who can no longer afford the taxes on the house they spent their lives raising the market value of, & people under 50 who can’t get a mortgage at all, have different complaints (even if the root cause, a century of our society treating houses as investments rather than homes, is the same)!

"What is to come of public confidence in the supreme court?" I ask myself as armed officers of the state drag me away. "I hope the storied institution is able to preserve its sterling reputation" I murmur, as another Hellfire missile lands on another fishing boat.

That Rams TD

You're 2028 nominee ladies and gentleman

TEACH TAPE FOR TELLING THE CHUDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

Chicago's hottest club is "WIDE OPEN," and begs the question "is the best defense a good offense?"

I should have drafted Chuck Bruce IYKYK

Every time I see Deshaun Watson, I hear the SNL "BREAK HIS FEMUR!" sketch

Celebrity Skeet (my wife): the opposite of locked in is knocked out

I have officially announced my candidacy for the starting Browns Quarterback. I promise to take a knee every snap, not get any massages, and quit as soon as someone statistically better than me is drafted.

Redzone absolutely fuels my ADHD. We live in the twilight of democracy right now, but it's so invigorating to focus on not paying any attention to Jaba the Hut's ooze on everything. Might just give me the edge I need to DROP OFF MY MAIL IN BALLOT AT MY LOCAL DROP BOX AND NOT THE USPS.

I've seen this before, but my new favorite word is PISS MISSLE. So much male whimsy to a phrase. I'd pay the FCC fine to the next announcer to bark it.

Baker just wants a challenge guys. It's all part of the plan.

I bought YouTube TV just for the SZN because RedZone kept crashing. I also live next to a mountain so can't get my bunny ears to do shit. The next politician to make TV accessible by the airwaves has my vote. Townships should offer antennae amplification

It blows my mind that these people are all about peptides but think mRNA is poison. My brother in Christ, wait until you find out where peptides come from

Local rapist ruins everything #Browns

arch manning has never chased the bus and that’s literally all the reason i need to hate somebody

All the people whining about how NFL Rookies shouldn't be able to go back to school, and shout the transfer portal shouldn't exist and NIL shouldn't exist, are the same people that want Trump a third term.

I love the sound of football in the background of total economic collapse!!!

Shania Bennett, the 26-year-old former director of youth engagement in Mayor Cherelle Parker’s administration, has announced she will challenge Parker for the Democratic nomination for mayor next year. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/phi...

Repubs and Moderates out here saying that socialized medicine will ruin the quality of healthcare with longlines and shitty care. I've been using my insurance system to find a specialist in the Northeast for 50 minutes and counting. It's showing me doctors at buildings that have been demolished.

Remember if they go low… you’ve got the high ground advantage, don’t let it go to waste.

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

“.. an Nvidia-backed AI developer is renting computing capacity from an Nvidia-backed cloud provider, using an Nvidia-leased data center that will be filled with Nvidia’s hardware.” @barrons.com $NVDA www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...

not a big deal, the paper should just stop reporting things it sees and hears

I think Andy Cohen needs to push hard for the BRAVO news network were he just says the shit that's happening and then shows people receipts of the shit they said and watches them squirm.

Thank you to the USPS whistleblower. May your courage be contagious.

Watching the #LoveIslandUSA reunion - gotta say that I don't feel comfortable that Andy Cohen has more spine than CNN, ABC, NYT WaPo, Dems and media. slapping these people in the face with the receipts.