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Hello! I am a brown recluse spider

Grandma, what was 1991 like? Local craftsmen worked primarily in puffy paint. There were dozens of concussions due to bath bead goop detritus. My Grandpa spent his days in his LaZBoy but no one knows what he looked like because of the indoor smoke. We had something called “health insurance”

Without exaggeration, more than half of the parent volunteers in my elementary library tell me that they loved Book It! As a kid and it made them read more OR that they weren’t judged for reading so much even when it wasn’t “cool” because everyone understood hustling for a personal pan pizza

None of the deranged men with vaccine skepticism have ever gone to the pediatrician with their child and witnessed a vaccine being given. They aren’t participatory in core parenting at all so they can make up shit and believe it forever

Nothing like shopping at a Whole Foods where the clerk cheerfully brings up that Jeff Bezos is evil and doesn’t he seem sad?

The same people who want back to the monoculture of 1950-1985 are the party who would be killed when a monocultured press mostly interested in governance reported on actual things occurring, and it blasted thru everyone’s evening, daily. Imagine Walter Cronkite credulous about crypto or Benghazi

Whomever conceived and directed the opening sequence of Octonauts

Simply cannot sit on the stairs normally. Every picture on the stairs she looks like she’s fighting against gravity.

A delightfully funny conversation realizing I was talking about tom holland and my mother was talking about holland taylor

Tomato Time

Trump is Brother Justin from Carnivale and his rallies are revival meetings. In his heart he’s lighting pistachio shells on fire

Between my 12 and 14 year olds, normal things they wanted to be when they grew up (asked every year on the first day of school) are disappearing at an wild rate: Games critic/journalist Research scientist Video game designer Writer “PBS show chooser” I guess Donut Shop Owner is still available

No I don’t know what I have to do. That’s why I employed an instructor

more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo

If you’re not wearing vibrantly colorful shoes, you should get one less in foul allowance

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

Similar skip in my step reading this news as I did when Defector launched — writers I love in one place! Signed up immediately as a Diner since I don’t have Instagram but wow is it tempting to get to nickname the raven

Lakers v Knicks game in Los Angeles and there’s a gnarly amount of Knicks jerseys here. Like 40%. Tremendous amounts of booing

Democrats should be doubling down that immigrants are crucial to American society, culture, and the economy. They also should be learning from Republicans about adopting language to make points. Immigrants are potential pre-Americans. Perhaps then more people will care about a grandma in Caracas

In college my very high friend ordered an Animal Style, Protein style, Vegetarian and the man at the speaker paused and said “sir, that is a slice of tomato wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Do you still want it?”

My dog is so happy this morning, because she can’t read

Judy Gemstone has excellent posture and would never walk the floor like this

How many microplastics are 2025 vampires ingesting?

Absolutely loved Death By Lightning and entirely bought into Matthew McFadyen as this cheerfully deluded admirer/assassin

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

a SECOND emotional support brother!

Genuinely, if the average adult followed People Magazine on Facebook, they would have a general idea of what is happening

“The man murdering your son is just distracting you so his partner can steal the Amazon packages from your front porch”

Based on the Executive Produced credit, we have to assume that in Chief of War Jason Momoa endeavored to show his butt, no?

Making hegemony even more hegemonic… and that’s the GOAL

Incredible. So on point I almost feel silly for not noticing before.

"The new analysis projects a 24% cut to benefits by late 2032. That's equal to an $18,000 annual benefit cut for a dual-earning couple who both retire in 2033." www.axios.com/2025/07/24/s...

The second season of Shiny Happy People is explaining our current political insanity. They formed a child Christian military and physically trained them

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Dahlia Arabian Nights. My favorite red. I grew these!

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know