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Caught a double rainbow today! 🙌❤️🌈 🌈

#Caturday shenanigans

Happy #Caturday! These feet! 😂🧡

#Gardening #FlowersOnFriday

Last one of the season 🧡💛 #Gardening #Flowersonfriday

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

A bee in a barrel 💛 #Bloomscrolling

Ok, this "almost" happened to me! I was so wasted I don't remember most of the night or how I got in the dorm. All I know is I woke up on the couch, blanket on me, the girls walked me to my car. There was a note from campus police, "call your mother." Apparently my folks were worried...😳

Reminder: Voter registration deadlines are hitting TODAY, October 5, in Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Ohio, Tennessee, and Texas. Please make sure you’re registered to vote!

Happy #Caturday 😽

I am not religious but one of my favourite parts of the Bible is when Jesus didn't tell women to cover up, he told men to gouge out their own eyes if they couldn't control themselves

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

IMPORTANT: There are 15 states that require in-person registration 28–30 days before an election, meaning this maybe your last week to register. Check your registration at Vote.gov.

Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!

U.S. citizens: Check your voter registration at vote.gov (which does not collect private info. Stay away from Elon Musk's site, VoteSafe, which collects all sorts of personal data. Spread the word. popular.info/p/the-hidden...

Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :

El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.

Happy #Caturday! Enjoying a catnip doobie on the patio 😂❤️

The President of the United States is a liar.

Why do 8 data centers in Gary, Indiana have power BUT MOST OF THE RESIDENTS HAVEN'T HAD POWER OR WATER IN DAYS.

Bob Weir, cofounder, the Grateful Dead, and Dead and Company, 2016: “Register and vote. Get those assholes out of there.” youtu.be/dDhpyyYCClI?...

One more for #BlackCatDay. Read this. You won't be disappointed. One of my all time favorite books! 🖤❤️🖤

Happy #BlackCatDay! Poe cooling off in the flower bed 🖤

The President of the United States is a liar.

Happy International Cat Day!! He's packed and ready for some traveling. Didn't forget barbie 😉 Happy #Caturday too!

Gangsta Chef A.K.A. Thug Peach - Aguachile! 😂🤣🌶️🍤

#Caturday Croissant

#Caturday wrestling and slow punches 😂❤️

Where's Waldo is a regular game in my kitchen. Thank goodness orange guy has a white scarf. He blends waaay too well here. 🤦‍♀️ Happy #Caturday!

Zohran Mamdani mandates NY City school children will read excerpts from the Koran.

What a FOOL

One more for #Caturday. RIP Daddy Cat. We miss you 💜

Happy #Caturday! We had a bird in the chimney and we wouldn't have know without the orange guy on the case.

The Plantichrist @ The Gay Plant Store, Seattle WA. 🤭😈

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.

Happy #Caturday Everyone! We are terrorizing Smurf Village today 🧡 🐈

This is fucking idiotic. Stop stealing from public schools! The education decline in our country is astonishing. There were already so many challenges. We did not need this bullshit too. 🤬

New life 💚 And the right sun timing 🌞 #gardening #cactus

Happy #Caturday! Making tunnels 🧡

The President of the United States is a liar.

My orange boy has learned that if you put the shoes on, that must mean you get to go outside next. 😂🧡 🐈 Happy #Caturday Everyone!