Playin keno in Reno

To quote a comedian I saw on Reels- “America isn’t a melting pot; it a charcuterie board- it’s awesome till you have too many Crackers” made my day anyways….

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...

Talk about not wanting to be remembered in a certain way

So- fair to say with the FBI’s most recent waiver- anyone hired post to day could have a thing for a cute goat. 🐐

Question- if a friend said I like my steak well done with ketchup; would you unfriend them in real life?

Finally

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

It might be amusing to invite those that still believe in our current leadership or those that oppose- to invite them to a BBQ with burgers and promise them some genuine the leaderships beef- just to see if they are accepting the offer? Like- hey let bygones be bygones - I got you his burgers !

END CITIZENS UNITED.......

GD- hard not to like Talarico- Don’t get me wrong; I love me some Beto, as a person. This dude has everything

I resemble this remark

I present you the Mexican hamburger: concha filled with beans, manchego and egg

No context here- just a casual Giants fan.

The Foot Nudge O’sullivans aren’t bad tonight

Plu-hees- the 5k white guys who still watch the dodgers are also red hats.

They are simple people… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

It's time.

In honor of Prince's birthday, I'm gonna share one of his most legendary and defining performances. It might be a little rote, a little obvious, but I believe it establishes him as the coolest motherfucker to ever breathe air on this planet, ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRC...

If you've noticed an uptick of pro-Russia tankies hating on Ukraine, here is why: Russia hijacked hundreds of BlueSky accounts to spread propaganda and disinformation. This is why we also increased the anti-Kremlin posts by 300%. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Once In a great while- your buddy comes along. Sometimes you save them often times they save you.

A conspiracy theory I believe is that when you unclick the “send me marketing messages” box before ordering something you get put on a list for MORE emails. In my heart I know this is true.

What you see in the Sun, is the Chicago skyline from the Indiana Dunes beach, across Lake Michigan. You can see it from 50 miles of distance due to a form of superior mirage, because the skyline is seen above where it's actually located. [📷 wesskywalker]

DOES NOT MISS

On Mother's Day, a reminder that the oldest "Your mother" joke is from the Talmud. (Megillah 25b:9)

I have 1 thing to say youtu.be/PP-iVIbUXbY?...

Time to sand some drywall and get some primer going- been 5 months but getting closer to wrapping up my powder and Laundry room

Won’t lie; the moniker Rum-dog Millionaire does invoke a chuckle.

Fun fact Bermuda is nearly 7% golf course

Winner out of this thread

One would say about breakfast- The Chicken is involved but the pig is committed- this is some commitment to the bit; No doubt.

I fully believe the Orange Caligula demanded a 1099 for Mrs. Caligula. Just sayin’

Huh…. Gallo buying 4Roses, didn’t have that on my bingo card….

The struggle is real...👇😉 #Dogs #BlueSkyDogs #DogsOfBlueSky #Doglovers

Interesting times; the young Jedi is now drinking from the Sith cup; pretty glad I always play it straight up; come at me; I’ll make you famous

Kenny Harris~Artist

I mean….

@bdm.bsky.social hey man- kept seeing your name in my FB feed- don’t know if your accts are tied- we talked a bit in DM on the old site- won’t pipe in until we are talking food- if you want to keep that acct private I tip the cap

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit