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NBC Peacock has added AI slop

@editordaveperry.bsky.social Thanks for the guide. Very helpful!!!

They did it. They pulled it off. The Naked Gun is easily one of my favorite films of the year. It just machine-guns jokes in a way that I missed so much. It is stupid. It is nonsense. It broke me and remade me. I'm a better man for having witnessed this movie. Go see it in a theater with a crowd.

This is the jersey patch the Cubs will wear for the rest of the season to honor Ryne Sandberg:

He was my sports hero growing up

The only thing I really miss about being a child is the phase where I got free Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas for reading books. That was amazing, and the world would be better if we all permanently got pizzas for reading.

Hacks returns for its fourth season tomorrow, and it might make you cry. Hannah Einbinder has never been better, Megan Stalter finally feels integral to the storyline, and newcomer Robby Hoffman steals every scene they are in. My review for @theplaylist.bsky.social theplaylist.net/hacks-season... :

you guys. YOU GUYS! #ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme

Trump wants MAGA to buy electric cars to stick it to the libs. MAGA should go even harder by installing solar, recycling and learning to compost. That’ll really sting.

@freshoutabubblegum.bsky.social Love the username!

Look at this face!!

You ever have a week at work so frustrating where you fantasize about selling everything, living in a van and getting out of the bill paying grind? I have and it’s only Monday.

Working on my Oscar watch. Just watched Anora and loved it. So funny and Mikey Madison was fantastic.

me, reading all of you on bluesky: the american experiment is over. we know not what hell we enter over the coming years me, writing an email: Hi! I hope this finds you well.

love how people just will accidentally have a pet cat. they’ll be like yea he just knocked on my door one day and now he has his own bedroom. like what?? what was he doing before u? he was just some guy doing stuff? i need to know more. ur cat has a dark and mysterious past

I try to brush off things I can’t control, but the iPhone change that lets callers push their preferred contact photo into *my* address book without my permission drives me nuts. Yeah, the friend looks nice in the new photo, but I want that goofy photo from a fun road trip.

"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?" They will either rescue me or get blamed for my murder.

@nplusonemag.com I tried to leave a tip for the Netflix article, but just got a white screen and then it went back to the article.

Trying to virtual watch a Christmas classic with a long distance relation is the best case for buying physical media. Streaming services don’t have standard commercial breaks. Trying to match up is annoying!

This feels a little silly in retrospect but I think I genuinely believed Rickey Henderson was too cool to die

RIP Ricky Henderson 🙏….one of the all time GOATs www.si.com/mlb/rickey-h...

Everything about this man’s vibe irks me. It’s not enough to cancel Sesame Street or nuke Coyote vs Acme… No! There has to be a poorly fitted denim jacket to communicate “I’m a douche with no taste”. Dude is making millions stomping on beloved media and still too cheap to get a tailor.

Just finished watching West Side Story (original). Melodramatic, but still hits the right emotional notes. The choreography and music are so beautiful.

Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

Good morning Bluesky. Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer. go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

I still can't believe this was from my backyard on October 10th. Twitter crushed the video quality when I posted it there, let's see how Bluesky does it.

Watched Juror No. 2. Great cast and compelling story. I really liked it

Going through the Apple+ lesser known catalogue over last few weeks and it’s pretty strong. Bad Sisters Slow Horses Time Bandits Shrinking I wish they marketed their shows better

we need someone to snowden this shit out of warner bros www.thewrap.com/coyote-vs-ac...

Work this week.

Real person who doesn’t want to post much.