Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈

Chat, we have a little bit of a conundrum

www.maptap.gg October 27 96🔥 90👑 87🎓 93🏆 94🏅 Final score: 921

Guess who broke out of her play yard at school and had a little walk-about 😑

www.maptap.gg October 26 98🔥 90👑 92🏆 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 972

Will murder a pizza bone.

Congratulations to @aspiringhermit.bsky.social who correctly guessed cat!

Good afternoon my West Coast Friends. Due to popular complaints (ahem, @zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social ) I present a special afternoon edition of America's favorite game show: Guess What's Sus™!

#WeeklyPoopBagUpdate

www.maptap.gg October 25 98🔥 93🏆 92🏆 92🏆 98🔥 Final score: 945 Ngl, Taiwan made me mad

Proof of steak

🦈 HALP!! SYVIES AM BEING TORTUREDS!! 🦈

Correction it was @megsf.bsky.social who is today's winner! Congratulations Other Megs 😂

🦈 SWIMMIES!!! 🦈

When your velcro dog believes the purpose of a leash is to keep you from escaping her

Congratulations to @yankeemegs.bsky.social who correctly guessed Wheelbarrow!

www.maptap.gg October 24 97🔥 100🎯 90👑 100🎯 96🔥 Final score: 965 I would like to dedicate my victory today to Slow Horses

Good morning Grasshoppers! It's been a while, but never fear; the sus will appear! It's time to play America's favorite game show: Guess What's Sus™

🦈 HAPPIES #SushiFriday EVERYBUDDIES!! 🦈

www.maptap.gg October 23 99🔥 97🔥 100🎯 88🎉 100🎯 Final score: 960 Didn't we just have Bangkok?

happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate

Portrait of a dog awaiting Door Dash

The Liberation of Ralphie (featuring my new freshly sealed driveway, which is my #DelightOfTheDay)

@awildsuze.bsky.social Pleeeaaaassseee??

Not entirely sure why Past Melissa wanted to make Present Melissa cry, but this alert popped up on my phone this morning. I am old. 😭

www.maptap.gg October 22 80✨ 100🎯 66😐 85😁 93🏆 Final score: 846 Woof

www.maptap.gg October 21 88🎉 97🔥 97🔥 99🔥 80🌞 Final score: 916

www.maptap.gg October 20 96🔥 97🔥 70😁 100🎯 89🎉 Final score: 900 Argh! I had a mistap on Costa Rica even though I have tap protection turned on!!

www.maptap.gg October 19 98🔥 100🎯 95🏅 78😁 74🙃 Final score: 844

To the tune of "Silver Bells": 🎶Bags o' poop Bags o' poop This Christmastime will be shitty Swing and fling See them cling It's poop for all Christmas Day🎶

🦈 WHAT YOU MEANS BIGS BEAR CANNOTS DO WALKIES 🦈

#WeeklyPoopBagUpdate

Raise your paw if you insisted on sniffing every blade of grass on your 2 mi walk this morning

www.maptap.gg October 18 95🏅 100🎯 84😁 82🌟 84😁 Final score: 861 Grumble

www.maptap.gg October 17 94🏅 100🎯 100🎯 98🔥 93🏆 Final score: 967

@cathypaddock.bsky.social how are you feeling this morning?

🦈 HAPPIES SUSHIS FRIDAYS EVERYBUDDIES!! 🦈 #SushiFriday

www.maptap.gg October 16 100🎯 91👑 88🎉 91👑 96🔥 Final score: 928

www.maptap.gg October 15 99🔥 96🔥 100🎯 99🔥 84😁 Final score: 944

Nothing like waking up to a pile of mentions threatening you with tubers

#UglyDogsOuttaContext

www.maptap.gg October 14 97🔥 97🔥 93🏆 81✨ 99🔥 Final score: 920

@rolang7.bsky.social