Myrtle McK

You know, one of my biggest disappointments as an adult is that we don't get to pronouce Gigawatts like Doc Brown

Found a draft statement dated August 9, 2019, from the SDNY Attorney General announcing Epstein’s death. Jeffrey #Epstein was found dead the day after that, August 10.

I’d also add the refurbishment of an illegally obtained airplane from Qatar

Also, her body is around 1.25" and legs 3" in circumference

I bet if ICE was taking peoples' pets in the same as they're abducting human beings, a LOT more people would care. Shit's fucked up, yo

There are widespread reports of ICE agents abducting people while masked, without warrants or identification. Due to recent events, we strongly advise: do not open your door or car for anyone you don’t know. That’s the message. No need to elaborate.

Youngkin just vetoed two bills allowing access to contraceptives. WTF

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Oh god, not Judge Box-o-Wine 🤦

Great, now Trump is going to try to buy Vatican City 🙄

Fuck you, Lutnick, you fucking fuck

This is about all of us. Never forget that.

The online process was Carhell, but the vending machine was the easy part

Our four star, black general, who was fired for “DEI” never needed a makeup room, never used Signal, and wasn’t widely known as a drunken joke. Jus sayin 💙🇺🇸

Registries for pregnant women and children with autism, but no registry for guns?

beezaydad22 Cody conner #resist #diversity #equity #schoolboard #virginiabeach #virginia

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

Wait a minute... wouldn't the government get more tax revenue from rich people than us plebs?

London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥

The head of our country’s government is in the early stages of consolidating total power. We must of course reject this, but that is not enough. We have to respond by creating a different and better kind of American politics than we have seen before.

Why do car accident payments from the at fault driver's insurance take so long? I've got to pay the rental upfront & I'm unable to look for a comparable vehicle. Not everyone has the luxury of paying up front & I sure can't afford this for more than another week or bank accounts will overdraw 😤

My my poor Alonzo is totalled 🪦💀. I feel like calling the owner (the mom of kid who hit me) & tell her he cost me an extra 10k to buy a used car

FFS, you can't have your social security, but you can have an Apple store experience while we're waiting? finance.yahoo.com/news/airbnb-...

BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy

Nothing like being rear ended in traffic by a dude who said "I only looked down for a second" The bright side is my existential dread is now a wee bit of shock 😬

Ya'll want to feel old? Eminem is a grandpa

Is Melaine even pretending to have a cause this time around?

the phrase "the likes of which you have never seen" is going to be triggering after he's gone

Has anyone asked Art Vandelay what he thinks about the new tarriffs?

Maury Povich enters the chat.

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.

Rest in Peace, Val Kilmer. First movie I saw was Real Genius

We might as well all start smoking again since they booted the FDA chief tobacco regulator. I wonder if he was also responsible for cannabis?

Gotta brag just a bit... it was soooooo nerve-wracking to snag these. Simething positive to look firwardin the hellscape of b this administration 💃🕺

Last Friday, CMS fired the entire office of minority health. The agency that oversees Medicare and Medicaid fired their entire minority health office. Sit with that.

Knocking down load-bearing walls is the worst way to reduce the cost of building the house. FFS 😑

Shiba-cat

Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary. I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.

Love to all my fellow Trans & Nonbinary peeps. 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💛🤍💜🖤

Blep

Just when I thought he couldn't look stupider. Lay off the Special K, my dude

Reminder: EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER

Did ya'll miss that King Charles had cancer? Too much fuckery going on the the US for our news, I guess

I don't want Canada or Greenland… I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚

And then they rewrote history. I've gone to the Smithsonians my whole life - for me they are free, local cultural treasures. For the city, they're popular tourist locations, for the country they are vast collections of historical records & art 🥺 www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

Today a reporter asked the orange felon if he knew that 4 US troops recently died in Lithuania and he said he didn’t know. But he surely knew that a building in Colorado displayed a picture of him that he hated and spent an entire day posting about it on social media. Asshole.

Hey, had anyone see Q or QANON peeps lately?