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Serious question, I don’t know and I may never know, but does truth social have this many pictures of peoples’ pets? On @bsky.app it doesn’t matter who you follow, you’re going to be seeing a lot of pets.

I would not be surprised if @jonlovett.bsky.social didn’t secretly write this joke.

waking up 3-0 👌

No, YOU should vote!!!

No on likes Pennsylvania just how we like it

ET! When ET was all white and passed out in the ditch I really thought he was dead.

Let them have the damn candy

Uhhhhh isn’t that the whole point of an ambassador?

the other thing is that conservatives resolutely do not see the purpose of education as providing social mobility but as reifying and deepening existing inequalities of status. they are as hostile to low income students getting admission to elite institutions as they are black ones.

#nokings Hanging out over I-95 in NYC I love to see it!

Whale-balls for breakfast—don’t forget.

On Nantucket i drove a tour bus and got a job unloading boxes at stop and shop. A few weeks in I noticed there was a schedule. I had been coming whenevs, working in the back, punching a timecard. I missed like 8 shifts. No one said anything, still got paid, but I was too embarrassed to go back.

This is awesome. If your vote didn’t matter Republicans wouldn’t be trying so hard to stop you.

The Empire Strikes Back for tax purposes

House of 1000 Corpses, for tax purposes

What is wrong with the Giant in Andorra? These guys have been on strike for weeks now, I drive by every day. Don’t shop there until these folks have a contract! @governor.pa.gov @ufcwforward.bsky.social @kimkelly.bsky.social

yeah fair

Jon Snow knows one thing!

Let’s use our money to make the world better for other people. Nah, make a car do a flip

Hilarious when the stock dodge that every election denier has downloaded is so predictable and easy for an opponent to crush. We know what they’re going to say and it’s easy to expose it, yet they can’t answer anything else. like a fish in a barrel. @adammockler.com does it on the regular.

Philly gotta Philly omg

Ruin a book by adding a word: 20,000 Fantasy Leagues under the Sea

The best answer, I would spend 10 hours with these two

The ICE agent at the center of the shooting in Marble Hill on Thursday is a familiar face to those closely following the Trump administration’s ICE crackdown in NYC. The City Reporter wrote about Brenden Cuni in May. 🧵

PFT members at Feltonville Intermediate are proof that not all heroes wear capes 🦸‍♂️👩🏾‍🏫 A vibrant and caring school community takes cooperation, skill, and labor ❤️💪🏼 #RedFridays #PHLed

How I arrived at Bluesky. Got banned on Reddit for telling Bart Harley Jarvis I hope he fucking dies. Robot mods didn’t get the reference I guess.

Definitely shouldn’t have been watching this

The principals of two high schools set to combine aren’t just waiting to see what happens to displaced students and staff. https://bit.ly/4e4hjvy

Wondering if this counts also not caring if it does

This is the shit that would have amazed 8 yo me

Yes Beardos! Yes Weirdos! Yes Wimps! #beardos #weirdos #wimps

Should you ever be athirst in the great American desert, try this experiment

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

That feeling when they made a toxic reality competition show where people are awful to each other, wrapped it in the branding of a beloved children’s novel and now my 9 yo is addicted to it 😐

Democrats: we need a combination ticket with an inspiring person of color, plus a kindly moderate man from the Midwest to cover our base Republicans: yes two white middle aged or older men and let the electoral college do what it does.

Something’s on fire in Roxborough

Recess is now the law in Pennsylvania for kids, grades K-5. Pass it on.

This is the impeachment right here. Anti-constitutional.

Microphone check one two what is this The five-foot assassin with the roughneck business Float like gravity Never had a cavity

Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.

i mean, just look at how the populists talked about the railroad barons and others like them. "The fruits of the toil of millions are boldly stolen to build up colossal fortunes, unprecedented in the history of the world, while their possessors despise the republic and endanger liberty."

Maniac Mansion was the first game I played that had characters, story, and a particular tone. It was funny and weird and made you do funny and weird things. Played it on my apple 2 before I got NES.

Name a Pokémon, wrong answers only. Grundle McNugget Orko Jawn