Dr. Creed Willems, PhD

Dr. Creed Willems, PhD

@nafer.bsky.social

I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds. "Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers." - Marcus Aurelius

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i like to think that Susie Wiles, desperate to save her job and out of ideas, spoke up at a strategic meeting ahead of trump's final stretch barnstorming and said: "What if he just got up there and talked about a bunch of butts? All the butts. Everyone's butts."

i also saw that people got so mad they made an online petition about a 5 second interaction in an ad for the new Marvel (it's supposed to be nuts) so maybe some people just can't be normal about superhero movies

as if plane tickets weren't expensive enough, at this point i should just cancel the whole trip

A fire broke out at the retreat built for Adolf Hitler in the Bavarian Alps known as the Eagle’s Nest, and work to extinguish it was still in progress, police said. A person was detained in connection with the blaze.

she smoked pot with johnny hopkins

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The topper here is obviously the "We called Johns Hopkins" but did they really need to? She's such an absurd person that everyone took so serious. In retrospect, Nathan Fielder was absolutely the right person to be embedded with her

i try to stay out of the business of others states but if AOC wants to aim for the WH rather than the senate, Brad Lander in the senate seems like it would be a good thing

Dr. Creed Willems, PhD reposted

[0:04] now, this is just me, outside looking in, i don’t know nothing, guys [0:18] and again, i’m not saying i know nothing, guys [0:44] and again, i’m not a medical guy, but i’m just saying [1:03] now again, guys, i don’t know nothing [1:13] ok now’s a good time for me to pose like The Thinker

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There's no need anymore for State TV

it is the physician's job to protect athletes from themselves, of course they want to play jalen hurts should not have played jayden daniels shouldn't be playing with a twice and actively dislocated elbow aaron rodgers shouldn't be playing because his shit for brains could leak out at any time

It's a 3 hour documentary but by the end of You Can See Everything I had several notifications from my watch saying "your device identified potential signs of stress or excitement" that is accurate, watch