assbutt

logging on

I’ve been robbed once again

lightly pushing down on the possum pile to see if they make a sound like this

i’m so tired of every institution and business being sniveling fucking cowards

The bisexuals are in my mentions again and i do like them a lot

HEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE GOOD GOD MAN

cheerleaders scare the living shit out of me, said MCR frontman gerard way

just gonna get rid of over a quarter of our workforce, which is an amount roughly the size of the population of Carson City, Nevada

me when i get to hell

Hamlet: Hamlet's dad, appearing out of nowhere:

lmao

FIST FUCK

my Swedish* friend

have you ever met a bisexual?

that’s what a laura loomer signature fleshlight would look like

someone’s gonna make this solely so they can stick their dick in it

the only reason people think Cheesecake Factory is fancy is because the menu is the size of a fucking Tolstoy novel

when you drop acid and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

that guy’s hat said DOOKIE?

I think he was probably safe but I’m not surprised it was upheld

Brewers do kinda feel like a team of destiny this year

today I learned Leon Goretzka plays for Aston Villa. wtf

this UK game fucking sucks

darkwing duck-looking ass RGIII

Shingles Doesn’t Give One Solitary Fuck

lol tennessee

oh his ass is COOKED now

Scott Satterfield Lifetime Contract

they’re absolutely gonna score now