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25 year old head of comms Melvin “Goebells” Poindexter, preparing the senator for his Cheesecake Factory photo shoot “We’re gonna need you to throw away the avocado egg rolls, our constituents find them ‘too ethnic’”

Achieve power *then* announce all the crimes you plan on committing. Can’t emphasize this enough

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Feel really bad for Jose Aldo, he went through the trouble of cleaning his guest bedroom for nothing

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The Brewers have tied the record for most wins in a row in a single postseason with 8

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Two teams, the 2005 White Sox and the 1999 Yankees, have gone 11-1 in the Postseason

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Milwaukee challenge: can you keep a bender going from the Brewers seemingly inevitable win until the Packers game on Thursday

There’s a very severe asterisk where you’d have to be out of your goddamn mind to pull a guy that’s faced the minimum from the World Series until like five years ago

OptaSTATS (bot)@optastats-bot.bsky.social

Robert Gasser of the @Brewers is the second pitcher in World Series history to finish a start of 6.0 or more innings having faced the minimum number of batters. The other was Don Larsen in his 1956 perfect game. 🐦 https://x.com/OptaSTATS/status/2114907328927711261

In fact if still say you’re out of your mind if he’s thrown 75 pitches and it’s 10-0

Dumbass

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️@chickenpuppet.online

I "like" that I'm assuming there's zero chance Gasser goes six innings tonight

Ashby still has 2/3rds of an inning on him though

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Cam Loser

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I got distracted by the affordability agenda :(

Andy Craig@andycraig.bsky.social

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

politico.comMamdani is using NYPD gym to host pickup basketball games with friendsThe choice of location has scrambled NYPD training operations, angering a police union and a Republican lawmaker.

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"I want a Mayor that hoops" the unwashed masses say, before learning he might inconvenience some cops a couple times

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

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Send JD to the places you're more likely to get yelled at. That's just good leadership

Nathaniel William Horadam@horadam.bsky.social

All the places we expected them to spend the last week of this campaign at the start of this year.

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Oh hell yeah high ranking government officials are performitively going to Cheesecake Factory. This must mean everything is going great if they have time for this dumb bullshit

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Eric Stephen

@ericstephen.bsky.social

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Larry Sherry led the Dodgers with 12⅔ innings in the 1959 World Series, and won MVP with two wins and two (retroactive) saves Starters Roger Craig & Johnny Podres were tied second at 9⅓ IP with two starts each (Koufax was at 9 IP with a start and relief app.)

I'm going to safely assume no pitcher has lead a team in postseason relief innings without getting a start. Misiowrowski is at 13 and Henderson is at 12

Sarah Langs@slangsonsports.bsky.social

Most consecutive scoreless innings within a postseason, relievers: 2016 Andrew Miller: 16 2026 Aaron Ashby: 15 2/3 *active 1984 Andy Hawkins: 15 1/3 1981 Goose Gossage: 14 1/3 (entire postseason run) 1972 Tom Hall: 14 1/3 h/t @EliasSports

Postseason *innings*, dammit. I assume many people have lead their team in postseason relief innings without starting

Never mind, farming all your tasks off to Claude is good

CNN@cnn.com

This Halloweekend kicks off the most wonderful time of the year, with many other holidays and festivities to come. But are your planning and execution skills up to par? https://cnn.it/4eTzGDQ

I'm just your average ordinary American. I just want to enjoy the game, spend time with my family, and use Claude to improve my CI/CD pipelines.

I'm going to safely assume no pitcher has lead a team in postseason relief innings without getting a start. Misiowrowski is at 13 and Henderson is at 12

Sarah Langs@slangsonsports.bsky.social

I "like" that I'm assuming there's zero chance Gasser goes six innings tonight

As always, the only move is Bernie Bro

SE Gyges@segyges.bsky.social

being anti AI is a luxury belief only available to first world people, especially Americans imagine how important machine translation is for people whose first languages aren't that common

I can't believe the interests of mega corporations and war orphans have aligned once again. Amazing how that keeps happening

Everyone makes fun of Chuck Schumer for listening to the Baileys, but "invent a sympathetic person that agrees with you" is the go to move for so many people

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Zito

@zeets.bsky.social

Replying to @zeets.bsky.social

Yes, true social justice is to give the world over to the people who have expressed nothing but disdain for human beings, who have exploited labor to extreme degrees, and who have made it clear, over and over, that their goal is to have ownership over human life and work. bsky.app/profile/dame...

dame@dame.is

my nuclear-grade AI hot take that’s sure to get me cancelled until kingdom come is that refusing to use AI at all is rapidly becoming an extremely privileged lifestyle choice that feels social justice-y while actually being the complete opposite

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I get it. When I make conflicting plans my usual move is to hope someone cancels

Ramona Shelburne@ramonaespn.bsky.social

Had those requests been made weeks ago, or even a week ago, we might be in a different spot.

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Did no one notice the WNBA calendar had slipped into the NBA calendar? Because this is going to come up again if it does and you need a better plan than "hope a private equitity dipshit loses a bunch of revenue out of the goodness of his heart"

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The Onion@theonion.com

Man With Eye Patch In Town For…Business

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Hitting home runs is cool and good and hitting singles sucks. You can tell this is true because the Rays struggle to score more than three runs. A good comment

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"Wow, look at Taylor Walls bunt, that's how the game should be played". They're doing that because Taylor Walls can't hit and the only reason he's playing is the guy that should be there is never getting back in the country

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Patrick Cosmos

@veryimportant.lawyer

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in fairness that would make it a lot harder to identify what's special about them

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I am not endorsing the digital wife framing. Let that be clear. But wanting to smooth out the stupid administrative stuff involved in parenting gets framed as “well I just care about my kids, unlike you” and that seems nuts

Amanda Katz@katzish.bsky.social

It’s hard to decide what part of this story on Marissa Mayer’s new startup is most loathsome, but this “women need a wife or, in other words, a digital servant” construction makes me want to flip over an actual table www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/s...

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And yes, I know that an example she used of stupid bureaucracy is “naming things that are special about my kid”, which is very bad, but so much parenting is spending time on your computer, by yourself, to schedule meetings that also don’t involve your kids directly

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Now the issues come up like “what if this does work” and “what if this does work so well that everyone uses it and it turns everything into Ticketmaster”, but “something that can handle my kids calendar and paperwork” is not a sign you hate your children

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So you want umpires who make every call by the book that also should just let small things go if they think the game is close

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Also you should win Taco Bell by watching

It’s very good that Lula won but this all seems very far from over if there was mass voter suppression across the country

@pridefightingchampionships.com

Great time to bet on Kayla Harrison

Brent Brookhouse@pridefightingchampionships.com

I'd check in on how like 99% of Brazilian MMA fighters are handling this, but I already know.

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Brent Brookhouse

I'd check in on how like 99% of Brazilian MMA fighters are handling this, but I already know.

Glenn Greenwald supported Bolsonaro despite the fact that he tried to have him imprisoned and you can’t vote blue no matter who?

Well well well, it looks like Bo Nix can throw a football over a Honda Civic

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social

TMZ: "Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers"

How many more times do the Texans have to give up 30+ points before we stop saying they have an elite defense

Can really tell who the real Cheesecake Factory heads are today

So when do we acknowledge why can't [minority group I do not belong to] figure out how vote correctly is incredibly offensive?

"Look at the guy that's three months older than me run! Isn't that crazy" is not encouraging me to go for a bike ride