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I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

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*slow version of children singing 'happy birthday'* "They say... you get a card in the mail, and then... on your birthday... ...he finds you."

Why, why couldn't you just heed the advice of the author of the famous sci-fi tome "Don't invent the Waziggy" when he said in the opening chapter, "it's probably not a good idea to invent the Waziggy."

You know when you get the unshakable urge to stare into a mirror and chant his illustrious name? Because I have that right now haha