ween sphinx

Justice once again culturally relevant and Aesop Rock dropping an album with blockhead?? welcome back 2007

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Yayoi Kasuma.... unless everyone gets a whole lot weirder RIGHT NOW we are going to be in an unprecedented whimsey deficit quirked down sauceless

I don't think the person on the phone calling me "sir" knows that two nights ago I was wearing a full body fishnet stocking and being thirsted after by lesbians

one of my coworkers is trying to convince another one to date her brother?? the heterosexual mind is a horrific landscape of depravity

I got her haircut so I am really built like this now

been thinking about Matt Damon going on a vengeful murderous rampage while Robert Pattinson hides behind a pillar like a little piss baby shouting the names of various weapons

real

add me to your group chat please i swear i wont ruin the vibe by talking about my sore little nipples

i loev goign to therepay because they say im insightful adn it makes me feel liek im gettign a gold star for being good at therapy

happy new year youtu.be/b3_lVSrPB6w?...

"youre trying to get free wifi? not on my watch! you gotta connect to the fridge."

gen alpha is going to lose their shit when they are old enough to take a stats class and realize that 'mew' and 'sigma' are both extremely relevant terms

i thought that was kind of the point of a corn dog

THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN FUTA IN MICHIGAN!?!?

"good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" polit

I think she's clinched it at this point

sometimes being a good tranny means taking an uber with a house mother, tanking 999999 psychic damage as she tells you about the most fucked up shit imaginable in the most problematic way imaginable, emotionally shutting down, and still checking up to make sure she got through airport security ok

just witnessed an extremely cool new Type of Guy walking down the street with a huge boombox blasting loud electronic music while wearing a basketball jersey with "GUTS" on the back and this where the number would be:

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Fooly Cooly.

they're playing marry me, archie by alvvays in the grocery store I feel 8 million years old

chicpea man get him in a can, put him in the pan cook him how you can chicpea man turning into hummus or falafal is a real trip (trip trip trip)

your an empath??? just who the hell do you think I think you think i think you think you think I think you are??

Sarah McBride quickly becoming top candidate for Worst Trans Woman Ever. Jenner and White unavailable for statement.

ween? you mean libertarian they might be giants?

panera: this lemonade will kill you dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning

"Does the pope shit in his hat?" - fun, but sophomoric and pasé at this point "Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation "Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites

you should be able to call out of work if it is rainy and your animals are sleeping by your legs like sooo sweet and cute and snuggly

Laura Jane Grace learned the term "transbian" from TIM FUCKING POOL!?!?

damn gotta get these fucking damn sexy bitch ass numbers up

@spacethey.gay my partner got me a very excellent shirt from your store!!

@profanity.accountant ring me up

this has happened to me

slightly embarrassed by how much an unprompted gender affirmation from a stranger immediately boosts my mood

got told I'm wearing a cosmo-and-wanda-type fit. not wrong.

probably the most incredible piece of art I've ever seen

cant believe another transfem made me lose my not-being-compared-to-weird-al streak

trans women are biological women pass it on

this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life