Neo Baconist Church

A welcome morning, one and all. May your caffiene rejuvenate you. May your Bacon be ever glorious. In the Name of the Holy Pork Mother, Praise Bacon!

Here, don’t forget!

Please re-post post this. Some don't understand how important this election is

Another has gone to roam amongst the stars. RIP

For approximately the 94th time since 2008, Republicans are threatening civil war again. Must be about to lose another election.

Everyday.

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

Writers Guild speaks out about tech platforms squashing the @alexgibneyfilm doc about Elon Musk: “A small handful of billionaires now own virtually every major media company, news outlet, social media platform and are demonstrating how this unchecked concentration threatens democratic discourse.”

MY EYES !!! I CANNOT SEE MY EYES !!!!

Freya, after first night inside. #Caturday

Perfect 👇

This is Freya, newest member of the family (5 cats, all females *sigh*) She just got her shots today. And is now throwing a fit over being in a crate for the night. (New pic next time)

😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏👏

A Venn Diagram of the World's Problems in a Nutshell

Iron Maiden drummer Nicko McBrain turned down a golf invite with Trump. He says Trump and his cronies should be jailed, and blasted the narcissism, the Epstein files and what he called Trump’s “debauched war” on Iran. Even metal has standards. variety.com/2026/music/n...

Our country is being destroyed by complete retards

#DeportElon

A disturbing warning for early voters: If a machine changes your selection or won't accept your vote, don't assume it went through. Check the screen, get a poll worker, and keep checking until your choices are recorded correctly. Make sure your voice counts. Report errors to election officials now.

Now that's the fiery kind of attitude I like to see. The MAGA ammophiles might just stop jerking off to their arsenals for five minutes when they read this shit.😅

"Listen, Mr. Smarty Reporter Pants, I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you say sticks to me because I'm sticky rubber and also a pedophile."

I am wonderfully surprised at how good Ya Boy Kongming! is. An absolute delight to sit thru and i am completely bewildered at how I missed watching it for so long. I am humbled now.

HEY CHRISTIANS !! The platypus is proof your god smokes weed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.