Schrödinger’s Nerd

From now on I am going to call him Schrödinger's McConnell. I had a 20-min call with him and he did not object to it… #SchrödingersMcConnell #MitchMcConnel #McConnel

The easiest choice on the ballot… #Vote

Wow! Pissed-off Trump voter says America is not great again, and she regrets her vote for Trump.

#OneRuleInMyFamily is that we have no rules….

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason I am the scariest costume I can think of…

Mitch McConnell had a 20 min conversation with Lindsay Graham today….

Lady Gaga had a Baby Googoo.

I know how to stop the war with Iran. Iran needs to rename the Straight of Hormuz to be the Straight of Epstein. Trump will do anything he can to avoid the area. #StraightOfEpstien #RenameHormuz

#TheLastThingIdLootIs Whatever you say you want to keep of course…. What is it you want to keep?

#BREAKING #BreakingNews #MitchMcConnel I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 min and he announced that he will be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars #DWTS and Survivor #Survivor.

A true Weekend At Bernie’s

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that and, EV's are so much more powerful than fossil fuel vehicles and it's not even close. The torque and acceleration. At this point if you're anti-EV it's because you got brainwashed by fossil fuel propaganda and toxic masculinity that's it. That's you. A puppet, a slow, stinky, toxic puppet

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

One thing is clear from Trump's speech: whoever was in charge during the 2020 election belongs nowhere near the presidency. That person sounds as corrupt as they come!

Hey, so now they are reporting that the explosive diarrhea has been traced to Taco Bell lettuce…. You heard it here first! 👇👇👇

Taco Bell linked to “Explosive Diarrhea” Duhhhhhh….. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

He in his room with these people now.

Lindsay Graham had a 20 min call with Mitch McConnell today. They talked about absolutely nothing because they are both dead. Can you hear me now?

I think 75 GOPers have now called Mitch (the turtle) #MitchMcConnell in the last 15 min and they all talked to him about Ukraine, Platner and In and Out Burgers. With each of the 75 calls lasting 19 min and 89 seconds. Mitch was practicing his ballroom dancing at the same time. So he is ok!

Hahahaha

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD..

I am pretty sure my fortune cookie is telling me I should just sleep through Mondays! #Winning

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Old enough to recognize this as a data center

This man makes me wish I lived in Georgia so I could vote to reelect him to the Senate. I guess I'll just have to wait to vote for Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social when, hopefully, the Dems draft him to run for President! 🇺🇸 #AwesomeOssoff2028

BREAKING: Ethics complaint just filed against Pam Bondi — & it's damning She ran DOJ like a weapon — & now 100+ scholars, retired judges & retired FL Supreme Court Chief Justice Peggy Quince — joined by @democracydefendersfund.org @ldadorg.bsky.social & LFRL — are holding her accountable -TN

She should have just taken them home and hidden them in the bathroom.

ZELENSKYY: Today, Ukraine conducted deep strikes against Moscow region, most heavily protected area in Russia. However, Ukrainian long-range capabilities already overcoming this defense. Russian war is returning home. This is a clear signal that one should not mess with Ukraine.

If you don't hear from me for awhile, guess I've been indicted for this picture of delicious bacon.

Proof that “Bacon makes everything better”.

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He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

This is insanity on full display.

JD Vance has changed his travel plans to Pakistan more times than he changed his own name.

Ouch the truth hurts.

❗️Ukraine surpassed Russia in the number of drone attacks for the first time during the war, ABC News reported. The shift reflects growing impact of Kyiv’s long-term investment in drone and missile capabilities, altering the balance of strikes. #Ukraine

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When Madge is the voice of sanity, you’re in trouble.

This is next level

Isn't it time that Europe's leaders came together to try and force disclosure of all those Epstein files!!

“Maybe???l I saw about 30 seconds of it and all I can say is “What the fuck!” He is cognitively gone. He can’t even read a speech from a teleprompter and sound lucid.

Donald Trump’s lazy, racist attempt to outlaw birthright citizenship is simply going to validate it and cement it for future generations. It’s going to be one of the biggest backfires of his second term. Really embarrassing shit for the Republican Party, in my humble opinion.

3/ When Trump dies, well, he just gave us free rein to react freely. I've never detested anyone so much in my life.

I wish that he would treat us like one of his wives and run off with Putin.