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Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive

Darwin, crouching quietly in a sewer tunnel frantically writing in his field journal: They appear adolescent in age, primarily feeding on overtly branded pizza. Seem to be in a symbiotic relationship with a capybara, no, a giant rat. Their individual weaponry suggests some form of fighting expertise

#Expression #pixelart #pixel_dailies

'Otters' in ink by Jackie Morris, artist, author who lives and works in a small cottage by the sea in Wales #WomensArt #Monday

Sent by my bestie. Whoa.

My Bed (1998) by Tracey Emin #WomensArt

Australian philosophers don't refer to it as "The Trolley Problem", instead we say "Yer off ya fuckin' trolley mate", and I think that's beautiful

I was all over my local park yesterday looking for warblers. I saw this immature yellow-rumped warbler hanging out in the forest with its friends. Warblers are so shy, so I spent about 30 minutes standing in one spot to get some photos of them. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Ramaswamy straight up grabbed a grenade of his own making, pulled the pin, smugly threw it at Amy Acton, then realised far too late the grenade was still in his hand and it was just the pin he'd sent flying through the air

Terrible tailoring's final boss who must be defeated by @dieworkwear.bsky.social

Brittany, France early 20thc, women making 'picot bigouden' a form of intricate and complex crochet linking to Irish crochet #WomensArt

Did you know that aside from Tux the penguin, Linux also has a transfem fox mascot named Xenia?

It's almost like, hear me out, that is the point. They want to harm transgender people.

don't hate the player piano, hate the piano roll

Infinite Jester's Privilege

Heading to bed, see you all bright and early tomorrow for another installment of What Small Glimmer of Hope For the Future Are the World's Richest Assholes Stomping Out Today

they need a steam sale simulator game where i can have all the enjoyment of buying things and never playing them

[Browsing through toys at the adult store] Employee: Hi there! I see you're looking at our exciting range of vibrating anal beads, are you interested in any specific model? Me: Yeah, which ones will make me a chess grandmaster?

*tuts* How unnecessary. You’d get the same result with a paper crown from Burger King.

she can smell 20 moves ahead

Today's #BirdOfTheDay Alt. theme is: #Corvid This Raven in full sun its iridescence making it seem blue.

"eMudhra exits SSL/TLS certificate business" Good, their incompetence was unfourgiveable

I found this in a Kinder Egg once

daddy longlegs implies Mother Short Arms send skeet

I visit family and forget my own face. That’s not some metaphor about identity, but because their mirrors are mounted 18” too low. I look and see only boobs. I cease to think of myself as a person with a head. A shape traveling from room to room speaking from somewhere out of frame.

Test it on Hegseth

Artist Elizabeth Catlett, Sharecropper, 1952 #womensart

School Assistant: Good morning Principal! Which would you like to know today - where your coffee is, or how fast it will get here? Principal Heisenberg: Hmm, I'm uncertain

you just know the videos of Rocky that Grace sent back to earth from the Project Hail Mary mission would have hit palaeontologists like the Chicxulub impactor (btw, google Chicxulub impactor, there's a cute surprise)

Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is: #Black&White Two adelie penguins and an Antarctic shag. It was incredibly difficult narrowing this down to an appropriate number of photos.

I'm somehow simultaneously a queer elder and a baby trans.

missed opportunity to call it the LEGO Playwellstation www.ign.com/articles/we-...

Why call it friends with benefits when mutual laid was right there?

Been betrayed by mother? Miette & Co Lawyers are here for you, guaranteed 1000 years jail

"It really feels like you're in a car with a family saying they love you," said Elon Musk chaser.com.au/general-news...

eMudhra certificate key engineers be like www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8cc...

new tingler 'NOT POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT TESLO FLYING CAR BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE PIRATES AT THEME PARKS ARE REAL AND BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANS ARE ACTUAL WIZARDS ARE PUMPED.' out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HNHXRGJ2/ and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

you know you were thinking it

Known as a US singer with the band The Carpenters, Karen Carpenter (1950 – 1983) was also an incredibly talented self-taught drummer. More at home behind her kit, she was reluctantly forced to give up this role in the band #WomensArt

want: president who is kind and self-deprecating have: president who is cruel and self-defecating