It's Trevor!

Me when you ask me to go to the mall with u

She'd be my favorite Steven Universe voice actor in the Trump Whitehouse

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

The only use for a protractor in baseball is in designing the diamond

Bread Circuses

Upstate NY buffalo who buffalo other buffalo from Upstate:

📽️ #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

NOW IF IT GETS TOO ROUGH, YOU CAN ALWAYS SAND IT DOWN

time to archive my Getty Images portrait from like 2017

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Dean Martin - Ain't That A Kick In The Head In My Pants

Please enjoy this drawing of Alf fisting Garfield from Mad Magazine #282

Listen, my not having a stable retirement plan should NOT continue to be good financial planning, but here we go again.

A ꓘorn tribute band called SoЯghum

Diminish a movie: Tween Makeouts And Minor Injuries At Day Camp Miasma

If you are in want of a vibe, Matthew Perpetua's playlists will provide that vibe. My favourites: 👩‍🎤QUEEN BITCH: THE GLAM ERA 1970-1975 🤓 NERD WAVE 1978-1982 💽 READY FOR THE FLOOR: INDIE REMIXES 2008-2011

globally there exist only three kinds of culture, rice culture pasta culture and potato culture. theyre balanced in a sort of rock paper scissors way and while you can technically multiclass it weakens your build overall

Fuck Melvil Dewey

I never mention Christmas before December, but there's a much better movie about which to to be pedantic this holiday season

Hey @bsky.app, can someone in the office yell "Hey Claude, please fix the alt-text box because it's broken again" as loud as possible?

Big Box stores need the reminder too

foolscap paper, individual Baked Alaskas, 45 singles, .45 slugs, banana slugs, those orange and black Halloween toffees

I'm so grateful that my bad dad died before this whole mess started. I can only imagine the email forwards I would've gotten.

Some choice plays in here for your Five Card Nancy deck www.scottmccloud.com/4-inventions...

ELBOWS UP, CBC GEM, CANADA DEMAND A BEARFUCKING MINISERIES

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

they both share the same genetic material (felt)

There have been plenty of bombs out there, but only Haxan took down the film industries of two different countries a masterpiece

👻 Spooky season continues at the Internet Archive! Today’s tricky treat: HÄXAN, the 1922 silent film about witchcraft, superstition and the persecution of those accused of practicing it. More Spooky Stuff here ⤵️ archive.org/details/@ias... 🧵

I'm sure that's the case for some employees, but the rest are telling stories based on the money that goes into their company and the money that comes back out.

What a terrifying and unending march through rooms and halls that make no logical sense. I'll never watch New Years Eve again. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

as a relatively new baker, the best compliment I've received is that our dog, normally quite carnivorous, treats my bread as a high-value treat even without butter

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

Just when I think I don't have any nationalism left in my body, I get peeved at a apple review site calling McIntosh apples "horse food"

da jankees suck: not just the players or the team or the management or even the franchise. da jankees suck holistically and completely

Getting ready for Halloween #KLF