Nick Grimes

Everyone's saying Trump's heinous comments about Rob Reiner are gonna be forgotten quickly. I'm gonna do my part to make sure we don't forget, and pin this reminder on my profile.

I'd love even more headlines like this, maybe with some of the names being different

Get this motherfucker back on drugs so they'll have no choice but to fire him

"Ned Fulmer chimes in on Ethan Klein situation" was a joke we made, he wasn't supposed to actually DO IT

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Jay-Z?! The same Jay-Z of "Jay-Z's next" after Diddy went down?

First person I see complaining about fat-shaming regarding the heckler telling trump where to shove his ballroom is getting slapped in the tits

As a New Englander I'm PRAYING that he never learns about the Connecticut River

If this is happening in Mississippi, I'd love to see him set foot in New England. There'd be nothing left of him by the time we're done.

Sports guys are alleged to be cool and tough, but Pat McAfee can't handle some college kids making fun of him. I once saw a comedy roast battle between a trans woman and a man with cerebral palsy, and they both went HARD. So to see him playing victim like he is just looks pathetic.

I don't intentionally seek out sportscasters, but I got stuck listening to the Pat McAfee Show at Buffalo Wild Wings once. So I'm very glad he's so Goddamn miserable right now.

Wrote a Medium article about the movie 2012, to whom it may concern medium.com/@NJ_Ellard/a...

Every time Obama says anything, trump is big mad like a triggered-ass snowflake PUSSY

Half an hour ago, I was having a good day. A mouse and the average Bluesky user ruined it.

Happy 8th birthday Red Dead Redemption 2! A gaming masterpiece in every conceivable way. It is almost overwhelming how much detail is in that game, and it gives me hope that Grand Theft Auto 6 will build on its already amazing foundation.

"Guy may masturbate with glue instead of lotion. Here's why that could be a problem for women."

Yeah bitch I've been voting against you fuckers for years now and I'm damn proud of it. In fact, I'll keep doing it until you're all gone.

I don't know what's crazier: the fact that Red Dead Redemption 2 came out 8 years ago today, or that the person who was president at the time is president now

Can't believe I'm about to say this but...trump, please stop objectifying Jon Husted

Serbia defeated a 14 year regime backed by Putin. Brazil stopped a takeover supported by the richest techno-oligarchs on the planet and meddling by the American government. Hungary finally ousted Viktor Orbán earlier this year. They did it by voting. Never tell me voting is useless.

I am happy about Serbia and Brazil, even if neither one seems real. Israel is next, so I'm wondering if anyone more in the know than me has any sort of guess as to what could happen there?

Left: me seeing that the prediction markets were wrong about Lula Right: me realizing the prediction markets are predicting Democrats retake the House and Senate

between serbia, brazil, and hopefully november 3, a good reminder: voting works it’s not the end, there’s always work to be done after the vote, but if you want to beat the motherfuckers and keep them out of power: vote your asses off

No. I refuse to believe Lula is actually about to win. Believing he's winning, only for Bolsonaro to win in the end? I can't handle having the rug pulled out on me like that. I'm Charlie Brown and I know Lucy's gonna move the football.

I'd like to believe this is a good sign for Talarico, but frankly Texas doesn't actually seem to like Ted Cruz that much so I doubt it. Remember, Al Franken liked Ted more than his fellow Senators, and he still hated Ted.

If Nicki Minaj ACTUALLY becomes the new press secretary, the press pool should send in Cardi B to ask about Nicki's husband

I was looked at funny in 2010 for saying that Nicki Minaj sucked. No one should ever doubt me.

I don't care that I'm white. Fuck white people.

The news in Brazil is likely not gonna be good. So it's nice to at least see this in Serbia.

I live in Massachusetts so the governor's race isn't competitive, but in a swing state it would be a problem that you can't skip the Democrat governor's ads on YouTube while for most of the republican challenger's ads, you can

Barney is the Nickelback of kid shows: a popular comedic target, but there are still some passionate defenders out there. Caillou is the Yoko Ono of kid shows: EVERYONE hates it.

When you see a poll saying Democrats are favored to win big in the midterms, it's okay to feel excited. It's not okay to get complacent and not vote. And it's really friggin lame to piss and moan about polls are never correct (which is provably wrong).

Also, I don't care what any single person's opinion is as to what qualifies as a "very nice and fancy restaurant" I don't want the White House to look like a "very nice and fancy restaurant"

No, I do not call them Vlad and Sad: please stop asking that

Obama didn't create Trump. Trump built his political career attacking Obama, and Republicans handed him the keys.

Bruh. Most of us realized Cheesecake Factory wasn't actually fancy during Obama's FIRST term.

My man looks like the subject of Weird Al's James Blunt parody "You're Pitiful"

cant believe ethan klein fans are like "this is my personal 9/11". first of all, where's your loyalty, it's your personal oct 7

Me and my friends would've killed Polymarket with hammers, I can tell you that much

I consider myself a moderate, but between liberal and leftist. I support trans rights and freeing Palestine, but I also show up and vote blue no matter who.

My man looks like knows how to “my man”

I must have one of the longest block lists on Bluesky. So many of you are worthless, useless, dumb as shit cretins and I'm so done.

📌I saw Obama speak a couple of times in the lead up to the disastrous 2024 election. He was melancholy and clearly worried. I left those speeches dragging that worry with me. The Obama I saw today in Ohio was energized, optimistic and dealing fire. I saw the finest political leader in my lifetime.

This helped a little after doomscrolling about Brazil

Every election on EARTH now is like playing Russian Roulette. Can't we go back to how it was in 2012? Literally the most low-stakes "who even cares" election ever. We didn't know how good we had it!