Nick Ostrem

Jay-Z’s Super Bowl Halftime Show announcement puts us at Code Yellow

Slok is this true?

Hokies OL this season is moving the Overton Window

Josh Turek removing any doubt in my mind about not voting for him since he clearly doesn’t want it He’s clearly going the wrong direction and not only do I have no hope that he could be convinced otherwise I’m fairly certain the stronger he does on Election Day the more anti-trans the Dems will get

Those assholes with the “liberals are the new racists” ad are cowards for not buying a space for their ad during the WNBA finals

It’s gonna be so much fun watching this team eat shit for an entire year, enjoy Miles Bridges and Dillon Brooks and your hostile work environment, Mat!

I think Williams and Williams earned their Ts but I dunno about Williams

I’m sad I know too much about how horny Adam Conpver is now between this and the Aella connection it puts a weird light on the stuff I liked about his work Like he’s not a terrible person he just sucks

This is my son Muppet. He’s 2.5 years old and he’s the light of my life. Sadly, he got really sick this weekend and this morning went to the vet where he was triaged and diagnosed with Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP). Up until a couple years ago, FIP was a death sentence for cats.

It’s really funny to me that Josh Hutcherson snd Mackenzie Davis apparently just *sound* like a short king and tall lady

Olivia Rodrigo is not exclusively a power pop artist but every year she does write the best, hookiest power pop song in that year so maybe she should sit down and write a whole power pop album so Alex Chilton’s soul can finally be at rest

If she joined this website I think she would immediately become Queen of Bluesky in a way that very few other people could. Maybe Rachel Zegler, she’s got a poster’s spirit but isn’t 38 enough.

Me: “I don’t understand why all these players and coaches thank god he has better things to do than care about a football game Also me: “God wanted Pat Fitzgerald to lose to the Northwestern Wildcats”

it was a little disheartening at the time but doing shows for like 3 people is exhilarating, especially if they’re flexible with the 4th wall like a lot of the stuff I did was. Luckily public health has also offered me many opportunities to speak to disappointingly small audiences! Skills cross over

This is incredibly disingenuous from Kirk, he knows exactly how far in advance these non conference games are scheduled; Indiana was dogshit when its games this year were scheduled limiting their options and changing their logic.

Nice that one person on my ballot isn’t a shithead about trans kids playing sports

Can you imagine someone talking about world war 2 this way “We can certainly condemn the American army’s violence but let’s remember how horrible the Nazis we’re”

Man Who Doesn’t Live In State Wants To Keep People Out Of State

Still upset that he got traded but love to see him thriving, there are a lot of players that seem like they suck as people but KAT is just a genuinely nice guy.

The Chicago Cubs won a permanent injunction shutting down Wrigley View Rooftop’s ticket sales. Now the case is headed to the 7th Circuit. The appeal could test how far a sports team’s property rights extend beyond its ballpark, and whether a neighbor can profit from what it can lawfully see.

This is extra funny because the exact same ad (minus much of the believability because he doesn’t have a voting record and isn’t a Republican) is running about her opponent Her *best* ads are the ones that are just carbon copies of ones running against her (Epstein, misses votes). Negative juice.

Pangram is evil and should not be taken at their word for any reason

I hope Chappell’s verse in here is a plea to Olivia to just be gay and all her problems will go away

I think my grandpa (former cattle farmer) would think this is hilarious

Good morning 🪶

BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T CALL ‘EM NAZIS

This fucking guy: “X is a real inclusive place” People on Bluesky: “uh no it’s fucking not” People on X: “uh no it’s fucking not”

I’m sure this is good work but it’s really funny to post this on a Substack considering how much that website loves to monetize white supremacy by publising assholes who blend racism, evangelical Christianity, sexism, and being too online

Megan adopted a stray orange cat named Miso which alone rockets her up the list of coolest people on the planet but the video she posted telling the story uses a fucking mixtape-era Childish Gambino song Perfect woman

Gavin Newsom’s only deeply held principle is “Gavin Newsom should be president” and the only way that will ever happen is a bunch of billionaires backing him, so he’s gotta suck up to them hardcore

Katie Gavin is literally from Winnetka her family was in Chicago for the show she references the Purple Line in my favorite song why on earth did I think they were from Kansas City

Why tf did I think MUNA is from Kansas City??

That’s not the opposite of farm to table the opposite of farm to table is giving cows in a field a Michelin star meal

Maybe they can get Subway too and form a Voltron of fast food joints that I never go to because they suck

I’m starting to think that Sky Ferreira had a premonition of 2026 when she wrote Everything Is Embarrassing because Jesus Christ everything is so fucking embarrassing

if I was a writer about this show and they said “alright we got some Sixers for an episode this year what do you got” I would pitch an episode where the players pop up and expect everyone to make a big deal of them and instead everyone just asks if Lebron is gonna show up

I think having a Space that I can call My own is great! Some ideas: *changing background, font color and font is crucial, it needs to be as unreadable as humanly possible *I need to let people know who my 8 favorite users are *must be able to see what my favorite emo singers are doing at all times

This game looks good and I want to buy it but someday I want to see one of these posts that’s like: “I am now legally allowed to say that I was a writer for Call of Shooting 12. It sucks and everyone I was forced into email communications with to work on it was a huge dill. Buyer beware! -Shane”

The funniest part about these guys is that if the AI does manage to win them their league, their reward is gonna be all their colleagues/friends talking to them more about sports, a thing they apparently hate

It’s a little warm for soup tonight but it’s really good! Mushroom Orzo soup with some toast made from a loaf of wheat bread my mom made over her weekend.