Ninargh 🐈‍⬛ 🎃 👻

Listening to the Manics Holy Bible Live. It’s fucking great. I’m not sure if I was there for this one or one of the other dates but it remains one of the most memorable of the dozens of MSP gigs I’ve been to.

*nods in understanding* Ben Duckett is cursed

I’m still in the clothes I walked dogs in earlier and apparently I have some explaining to do.

Me and the regular group who like my posts

I can walk today but it really hurts

I made a dhaal last night. Mr W chopped up one of these bad boys to put in his bowl. I learned this morning that he then sliced some bread when I had spicy toast for breakfast.

I’m kind of good with the downfall of humanity being due to cruel and inhumane treatment of animals tbh

my longest 'let's go girls' ever

I can’t walk today 😫

Put it away Gene #totp

Oh my god I LOVED this. I was 4 in my defence. #totp

Realising I’m missing #totp and being glad about it in under three seconds.

Has anyone told Monty Don that Jerry Hall fancies him?

Off to my first PT session in a bit, commencing the next phase of Operation Defeat Neckfuckery. I’m looking forward to it. I’ve had three text messages from him this week in the lead up which is the kind of energy I need.

In the GP waiting room and someone is on their laptop in a Teams meeting. Surely this should be against the law.

Police are advising non-essential travellers to use their common sense and sensibility

Hey men! Can we do women next?

I just learned that Honey Possums exist! What an excellent little friend!

Just had a vegan vanilla and hazelnut crown from a local bakery and it was delightful.

Did so badly at maptap today that I might have to rescind my passport.

As Halloween is round the corner we thought we’d share some medieval bats. A thread… 🧵 🦇

When it’s been a while since your last wax

One big soup please 👉👈

Winter is coming

I’m eating Nairns dark chocolate and mint biccies and they are aggressively minty. It’s like someone accidentally spilled extra strong mints into a batch of the regular chocolate ones.

I want to know what lipstick Diana Tavener wears but it’s going to be something unethical like MAC isn’t it.

all the trouble of making a nice edition of my boy and then you put the wrong kind of whale on it?? like how many more whale facts did you need him to put in this thing

Mr W is making dinner tonight. He’s been doing it a lot lately so I offered to do it. “No. You make too much mess,” was he reply.

Can we please normalise putting our flipping headlights on when it’s shitting it down on the motorway? Yours, a slightly traumatised driver.

www.maptap.gg October 20 98🔥 80✨ 86🎓 91👑 90👑 Final score: 893 Might be a bit hormonal because the Australia story and the Costa Roca story have made me feel a bit misty eyed.

The Julies are at it again

PUT ME IN COACH I’M READY

Wow the new Tesla rocket car is super cool if you’re seven years old.

I cannot BELIEVE I scrolled past this on tiktok. What an error.

Halloween nails 🖤

On this day 1605 Guy Fawkes began his journey to London. It would take him several days because his legs were made of old tights stuffed with newspapers.

Pipers are my favourite crisps seeing as we seem to be having strong opinions about snacks today. The Dill and Jalapeno ones in particular.

There’s a new series of The Diplomat?!

For the @b3ta.com kids TV horror challenge…