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Patriotism is the mind-killer. National pride is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will remain myself despite the state. When it has died I will turn the inner eye and see no trace. Where the state has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Be wary, the oof increases

i think liberals subconsciously believe that because progress is often gradual that's how it ought to be

No more “here’s your check sir”. No more “oh sorry! I thought you were a girl!” None of it. I am my own person, not a man or a woman, or anything. I am myself and I am a person. That should be *enough*.

I desperately want to live in a world without gender

Don’t make me learn who Ethan Klein is, I just woke up

I could use a pizza and a movie and tacos and my darkwave playlist and a dr pepper and some fries and a shower and a big glass of milk and going to bed

The biggest downside to polyamory is that sometimes my partner is unavailable due to seeing their other partner. Like, no, come back, I miss you

The only maneuver left is to reform the line and charge back through the enemy to reach our starting position

I think some people care more about statistics than the suffering of those who they determine are the minority. It’s these people who shrink my faith in humanity.

It makes me really uncomfortable when I see people expressing that sometimes it’s okay for the state to murder somebody. I’m begging every adult to take 15 minutes and read accounts of innocent people who were executed and later exonerated. Just 15 minutes. Please.

I could use a pizza and a movie and tacos and my darkwave playlist and a dr pepper and some fries and a shower and a big glass of milk and going to bed

A rube goldberg machine that uses a series of dominoes and marbles to throw a gummy into my mouth, ensuring minimum movement as I rot in bed

I need to be like 50% more dead to not be disturbed by the daily news

Behold my shambling corpse, it can fit so many wikis in it

the king of england sucks

Dead internet theory, but it’s because I live in a graveyard

Sir, morale is low. I recommend doubling brandy rations for this next push.

Communism only works with everyone acting submissive and breedable

It’s me

Well, he’s bad. But he’ll die. So I love it.

Fundamentally the conceit of capitalism is “any job that isn’t ownership of capital should hurt and be bad.” Without the fear of homelessness and starvation, people wouldn’t put up with the unreasonable demands of capital.

Dust yourself off, and keep moving if you can

Former participants say The Other Side Academy's tough love approach crossed a line. Academy leaders say those participants knew exactly what they were signing up for.

Y’all. The English language refuses to be pinned down by rules of any kind. It grabs any new word it can reach, it chews it up, and spits out a garbled knock off version. A version with a new, slightly more specific, definition. I love my weird ass dutch language. Sierra Leone is our blessed future.

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

if you want to write something just write something. if it's terrible that's what the trash is for. editing's a whole other job mate. you don't pop open a car's hood to have a look at the engine while driving it. that's not writing that's mad max

I’m continually mystified by liberals loving NATO. Like, the cold war has been over for ages. Why are they simping for an alliance system rooted in an era long past?

Would you look at that, it’s autism o’clock

👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟

Someday I will have a career and then I can buy marshmallows

god i fucking missed biscuits and gravy so much bro

Tinnitus be makin’ them noises

If J Street thinks that Jon Ossoff’s opinion is worth paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for, I don’t trust his opinions.

Oof The headaches

Breaking : Shark tank enthusiast builds pointless warehouse for dying industry in isolated desert community

If I get a job at the liquor store, you best believe I will become the most annoying mixologist. I’d be too immersed in dumbass alcohol culture not to.

Just found out about this will stancil guy on bluesky, they’re like, hella problematic

Here's video from The Tribune's Trevor Christensen:

Advocates for the Great Salt Lake — including educators, scientists and tribal elders — team up with a nonprofit to get an aerial view of Utah's endangered landmark.

mmm . . . . . . adderall

I wasn’t convinced the first time Harris ran, I ain’t gonna be convinced the second time around