Majula Oblongata

Majula Oblongata

@noblemile.bsky.social

Motherfuckers have the audacity to tell me they had a dream about me but won't tell me if my fit was hard Watch TJPW🔫

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So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

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Anyway, here is Bosch that time when he turned himself into a wheel so he could get butt scratches and try and lick me at the same time

WOLFSKULLJACK@wolfskulljack.bsky.social

The wolf rescue FB account that I volunteer for got flagged today for wishing someone ‘happy birthday’?? Like it was soliciting money or some shit? WHAT

Someone at the Philadelphia Eagles office needs chucked out the window omg. Jalen had MULTIPLE blood clots in his LUNGS and couldn't sleep because doctors were worried he wouldn't wake up and they were like "ok but he's still gonna play against Jacksonville :/"

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obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

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Your value isn't dependent on the money you make, the roles you book, the numbers underneath your shitposts, etc. Your value is right there, and it was there the moment you existed, and cannot be taken. I know you can't see it. But you are worth so much. Don't let anyone make you feel otherwise.