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I JUST GOT IN AN UBER WITH AN INVOLUNTARY MASSAGE ATTACHMENT IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

hmmm

They just asked me "are you sure you can handle spicy food" so I'm about to get annihilated.

Second gay club in china has the bartenders doing choreographed grinding on each other meanwhile I'm still waiting for my drink :(

Having a low-key religious/psychoactive experience at the birthplace of mapo tofu. It's so spicy it's low-key searing my tongue as I eat and it's got me feverish, light headed, sweating bullets , limbs tingling. It's the best mapo tofu I've ever had in my life.

hmm.

The selfie culture in china is hilarious. Why did this lady upload 5 pictures of herself to a review of this cafe.

If you're going to make me read some dumbass opinion, it better be really fucking funny.

3rd night at my hotel. I just realized there are other lights besides the bathroom and the lamp I unplugged

When a car comes to pick you up in Chinese Uber, the app shows you how many seconds are left on the traffic light the car is waiting on...

Insane piece of art to find in a PIZZA HUT

Why is my hotel so anxious...

They just gave me some free stuff as soon as I landed in china???

THINKING ABOUT POSTING LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON. WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK

cdmx film pics

@jzplusplus.com and i are hosting a kickoff for this year’s weird web october! (weirdweboctober.website) bubblesort studios 78 gough st, sf sun, october 4, 2026, 1-5pm

google dot com how to not feel like a beta cuck after needing 3-4 tries to piece the boba cup film with my impotent boba straw

i feel that corporatespeak trends towards AI-isms... I can't help but feel like i'm sounding more and more like AI whenever I summarize something for my manager...

No you don't understand. if I think obsessively enough about this thing that makes me feel really bad, I'll finally be able to Solve It and then all my problems will go away

i don't drink coffee often and when i do, i'm often like... whoa... is everyone really going around living life like this???

there's a lot of things i love about my community in atlanta, but one downside is that i have not yet accumulated a group of irresponsible homos who will get trashed with me to see slayyyter next monday night. :<

Books are so amazing

I did one of the bluesky starter packs when i first signed up and it totally fucked up my feed. hopefully i can recover soon. in the meantime, please retweet more dumb shit! i would especially like to see less content that makes me feel like dying (i.e. news about how terrible everying is)

did a lil demo chiptune set to apply to play at the chipspace at magfest. magfest please invite me to play chiptune next year please pleaese plaese please plaese please!

I love listening to weird and unsettling music at the weird and unsettling music festival

Thank you to the three women discussing coochie dilation (their words!) at length while I enjoy my delicious solo diner.

They've invented poutine tteokbbokki in Montreal...

BART sponsored the Densha de Go cabinet this year, holy shit #MAGWest

i'm dropping everything else i'm doing music-wise and pivoting into doing whatever this is IMMEDIATELY

thank god i'm so normie-passing

The Invite is out on streaming now and I REALLY WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO WATCH IT SO I CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT! One of the funniest movies I think I've seen - incredible acting, really tight blocking. I see exactly what Olivia Wilde was going for and she knocked it out of the park.

Someone else at the gym has the same shoes as me, so I was about to go compliment them and then they started doing UPSIDE DOWN PULL UPS and now I'm scared to talk to them.

Just found out about white people. Jesus.

video by @alecrobbins.bsky.social who is an awesome cartoonist and yall should follow him!!!

been thinking about being perceived

one of my daily meetings got canceled

people in china are apparently buying giant melons to help their pets and children stay cool in the heat. you must see it.

got so pumped up from playing slay the spire 2 before going to the gym that i hit multiple PRs

might as well start using the white skin tone emojis at work

this developer adds slop to the codebase the old fashioned way

bring back 8 minute pop songs