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Jax and the hair ribbon | #theamazingdigitalcircus #tbshorts

I usually wonder why these losers aren't embarrassed that their families will see this shit, but I remembered that White was guilty of abusing his wife and son & ordered to have no contact for fifty years, so they'll probably never see this. Anyway, good luck dying alone and unloved, clown.

Does Polymarket let you bet on whether or not the CEO of Polymarket will die in the coming week? No? Huh. So you can bet on lots of *other* people suffering, and you can potentially profit by *causing* that suffering. Just not them? They're off limits. OK.

I too was on the "Mitch McConnell is definitely dead" train but I just had a call with the man and he sounds fine. We talked about Iran, the average heat of hellfire, how it feels to be eternally impaled through the rectum with a burning trident. He looks forward to returning to D.C.!

The premiere was fun. Thanks and apologies to everyone for their support and allowing me to make this show all personal and mentally ill and weird and sad. Here's a picture of @nickszopko.bsky.social and I overdosing.

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I'd like to propose that we drain all of Sam Altman's blood and then offer to sell it back to him at cost.

Makes me so happy to see people pushing back on this crappy line of thought. Very tired of: *sees vaguely female shaped character* "OMG gooner bait/they knew what they were doing/etc"

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War aims as clear as always from the coalition of the fucking stupid.

It is really, really wild how persistent and prominent this remains in common LLMs. There seems to be an air of "well they fixed that" and it is 100% not true: most of the energy just seems to be going towards 'being plausible enough to be accepted', ie style and not accuracy or truth

the article is about a 30 year old woman whose sickle cell anemia was cured. she's not an elite or a power broker. i understand frustration at the broken healthcare system but please allow yourself to take some joy in a good thing occuring

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Fucking wax-faced lapdog. The Israelis and Americans don't pretend to be defending themselves, the just dive in and attack; the Brits, French and Germans wait til the US has kicked off a whirl-wind of shite before stepping in to say "we're defending our friends" Spineless boot-licking proxies

This is such a cool fucking visualization of physics

Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!

Just a reminder that ChatGPT cannot betray anyone because it doesn’t have feelings or motives or thoughts

MAGA cultists will literally create convoluted conspiracy webs about a dem ordering pizza to tie them to being a pedo but completely ignore their leader having thousands of pages in the Epstein files after decades of him shamelessly bragging about creeping on minors.

Great piece!

the actual Republican parents who support the politicians pushing for this think the effort and money they spent parenting are wasted if their kids turn out different from them. You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.

The NSW government claims everyone 'lacks context', so we spoke to an officer hear his story. chaser.com.au/general-news...

for fuck's fucking sake.

Dr. Mehmet Oz urged Americans to get vaccinated against measles, one of the strongest endorsements of the vaccine from a top health official in the Trump administration, which has repeatedly undermined confidence in vaccine safety. Oz's comments come amid a large measles outbreak in South Carolina.

In the future we're gonna look back at online gambling and prediction markets in the same way we look now at cigarettes on airplanes and lead-based paint www.wsj.com/business/med...

do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!

these people aren't capable of feeling bad but they should be forced to

One of the biggest blows against the illusion of Western democracy in recent years has been that there is now more popular support for Palestine than ever, the tide has turned; and yet it doesn't make any difference whatsoever. Our leaders can entirely ignore us. We do not live under Democracy

yeah seeing the "Minneapolis took off because the so-called 'activists' got out of the way and let normal people in" takes is really frustrating. that's not at all an accurate look at what's happening in Mpls or anywhere else. All these movements rely on cores of people who have experience.

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I feel like the way people talk about Jax feels contradictory to the overall messaging in tadc, cause whenever people get really insistent that Jax cannot or should not be redeemed or find some kind of emotional solace with the cast is like… are we watching the same show?

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social ‘s verse about this never fails to move me

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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!

the regime considers all resistance violent resistance. you chanting while holding a sign and carefully remaining on the sidewalk is as worthy of the death penalty to them as someone throwing a Molotov.

this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.

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Instead of letting people have drugs that keep them healthy, Kennedy's "solution" looks very much like punishing them for perceived personal failures by putting people into labor camps, which he euphemistically calls "wellness farms." See you at the concentration camp.

this is largely just a difference in framing but imo the thing that destroys fascists constantly is that almost none of them can accurately judge risk. Franco was a huge exception. he actually was very intelligent and savvy. not common traits among his kind.

These fucking people bro, I am so tired

Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors