Jordan Meiller

Pokemon Silver Donkey Kong 64 Star Wars Episode I: Racer Crazy Taxi I Spy Spooky Mansion These are gonna get really painful aren't they. Like, Pokemon Silver, Pokemon Stadium, and Pokemon Snap in the same year?! That's just cruel.

It’s always “it sucks for what I’m doing but I’m sure it would be great for this thing I made up in my head.” AI is a multi-trillion-dollar industry, just take 5% of that and actually fund the IRS.

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Conclusion: Midwest emo meets hyperpop, very much my shit, and the lyrics (despite being, in-universe, from the 90s) really evoke the modern ennui.

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

The rest are not online as far as I can tell. "Big on the Internet" is a dancey, string-sample-based tune about being Internet-famous (but not actually famous). "Happenstance" sounds like maybe an unfinished track, very minimalistic lyrically in a way the rest of these songs aren't, nice though.

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Track 11: Hmmmmmmmm. jam2go.bandcamp.com/track/on-on

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Track 9: Oooooooof. jam2go.bandcamp.com/track/talk-t...

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Track 7: Still enjoying. jam2go.bandcamp.com/track/the-sim

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Track 5: Izza bop. jam2go.bandcamp.com/track/angels...

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Track 3: Better than that Charli XCX song. jam2go.bandcamp.com/track/honeyc...

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Track 1: Obviously I love this, those guitars, the blips and bleeps, so good. jam2go.bandcamp.com/track/crashout

It's Friday and I've once again discovered that one these posts has gotten a label because of the album art. I've appealed it, we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, today's randomly selected album my backlog is...Jam2go—Crash Test (2026) jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

Jam2go makes YouTube videos, mostly about game development and internet stuff, they're great you should check them out. www.youtube.com/@Jam2go/videos

I wrote this in 7th grade. I don't know why. I have never played or cared about Halo 3, Crysis, CoD 4 (I don't think? I've played 2 MWs, but I think it was MW2 and MW3), or the-for-some-reason-unnamed Soulcalibur Legends. Played a shit-ton of SCIV though.

I mean, this was probably basically plagiarism. I don't think I just copied and pasted but this is certainly not original reporting and I have to assume I got the framing from elsewhere because I don't know how I would have known to frame it that way. I don't even know if that was true.

Weirdly it's Wednesday, and today's randomly selected release from my backlog is...Damien Jurado—Now and Then (2026) damienjurado.bandcamp.com/album/now-an...

Bonus track: If you don't know what I'm talking about with that rhythm, then it's time for Count Along With Gordi! gordi.bandcamp.com/track/heaven...

Realized today that one of the mountains I’ve seen on the way home every day for the last 9 years is not in fact the mountain I thought it was, which was looming just outside my peripheral vision.

My most obnoxious coworker just referred to Practical Magic (1995) as “one of the first magical realism books.” Just want to reiterate that I work for a bookstore.