Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka

> when bnuy girls

"puppygirls don't do enough for feminism" not true they do a lot for me they make my dick hard

This fucks hard dude.

💭seemingly docile pet girl that puts up with seemingly anything her owner puts her through, crushing someones skull with one hand the moment she parses them as an imminent threat to the smaller owner

driving someone crying in the backseat

"Guys you don't get it! I was fine with destroying people's livelihoods and the very ground they live upon so long as I was getting a good ROI, but now that I'm losing money it's totally not worth it! I was only doing it because it was making me a lot of money, you see???"

listen im not into feet in a lewd manner but bony bits and tendons with flats or heels is utterly aesthetically pleasing and i will die on this hill this applies to ankles, hands, back, collarbone, etc

bro you can't be liking my porn and have a bio saying some shit like "Christ is king | Anti-Pride, Pro Jesus | Male, Straight, Single|" you're in QUEER CENTRAL MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE LOST??

I'm not religious, but having a girlfriend is a genuine fucking religious experience. I'm to expect I deserve this perfect woman? Me? The loser that eats chicken nuggets with Tabasco? The fraud that forgets to shave because she gets depressed all the time? Really? I'm becoming healthy and living rn.

It's weird how much of the flirting I've done or have been done on has been some of the most degrading things anyone's ever said to anyone. I mean, it's hot, but still. Imagine if instead it was physical violence instead of verbal like we beat each other into the dirt and... no, that's still hot.

hate when disc horse makes a decently worded critique of American politics, because it reminds me of my own monkeys and typewriter-esque politic speak. like yes, America is dealing with Ego-imperialists doing endless implosions of their own "goated" self image. But I want to say that you dumb horse.

This is one of my favorite new lines. It's so fucking funny.

And she gets hotter by the second

The 22 minute progressive rock song Sludge by Vylet Pony is actually the #1 song on the charts belive it or not.

If a necromancer brought back David Lynch and he directed it with 0 oversight, I still would not watch another fucking star wars movie. LET IT DIE YOU BASTARDS.

wow! with this simple trick I too have brought the anguish down to only to core of my being! A void is being created within my psyche! This is a healthy coping mechanism ૮⸝⸝> ﻌ <⸝⸝ა Remember your emotions are only as valuable as long as they are POSITIVE!!! ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა⌒)ᦱ"

I have an ungodly amount of empathy and I have slowly gathered every mental illness Ive come across to try and properly help my friends. this has not helped a single person.