callie

i have a song and its out now, listen if you'd like, thank you

whoever put my sample pack on soulseek i love u how can i send u 5 dollars

i think whoever invented mandatory early morning team meetings needs to be fucking shot and killed. by me

made my manager cry with a wkuk sketch today they're still the goats

being an adult is cool ill be on the internet at 10 pm looking at the wikipedia page for foie gras

customer with the most intense gay voice ive ever heard just asked me if we have baja blast. girl this is a movie theater

actually incredible

i could use some french bread

one of these days ill figure out how to not be awake 21 hours every day

to catch a predator but its presented by larry the cable guy

its my amv and i get to choose the ship

red rooster looks cool as fuck

sidenote once my papers go thru and im officially a dual citizen of canada ill do a marianas trench cover to celebrate

the release cut piano melodies only furries can do

sliced off a patch of skin on my leg #whatever

they gotta give me time and a half on indigenous peoples day

i don't play about wynncraft

side note but it's really funny how every like 2 weeks dream is outed not as like a criminal or predator or something but just as a really annoying insecure loser like hes not going to jail or anything he's just an obnoxious motherfucker who doesnt like that his actions have consequences

no guys u don't get it i had a mod installed that just so happens to alter my game and or footage in exactly the same way as if i did the thing everyone knows i did. no you can't see the mod. isn't that right, random unqualified academic?

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

stains at the bottom of the chemical cupboard accidentally making the sickest fantasy world map ever

i have got to get sluttier

I AM INDIE SLEAZE

TONIGHT!!!!!!!

i just hit the high note in the adults are talking for the first time im fucking unstoppable

3 years ago today a grave injustice happened. that's right it's the anniversary of junlper getting banned from twitter for calling elon a pedo

new bio alert; consider grifcore 4 semi officially on a hiatus while i deal with a nasty case of Overwhelming Desire To Make Pop Punk

let's make shadow puppets in the headlights

protip if you never make yourself vulnerable or open to love you never get hurt. life hack.

album of the year song of the year video of the year genuine perfection

showed my friend the Song and said it felt nice to make a happy song again and she said i think we have very different ideas of what a happy song is

i just downloaded a flac version of that new song onto my phone and it randomly assigned it cover art of the line in undertale that i reference in the song ???? how the fuck did it know that ????????

dont piss me off

where is the sign up sheet for indie sleaze

oh yeah its bandcamp friday i dont have anything new [YET] so get this if u want i guess #bandcampfriday