Mark Something

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

The GOP flag

I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.

Never tell your cat your pin number .

FDR was not perfect by any means. Eleanor behind-the-scenes had a lot to do with his success. But he was one of the most consequential presidents in US history, IMO...

Send him in.

Because I just added this to some comments on a student's paper ...

I think we are going to need this meme again.

Is Scott Adams dead yet? He kind of promised.

In much the same way that mankind was saved by disgusting, crawling bacteria in War of the Worlds, we may be saved by our billionaires when they see their yacht fleets shrinking.

this has to have been done before, right? I can't be the first to think of it?

All of us uninvited newcomers pronounce Bluesky so it rhymes with brewski. Unhear that, my lords and ladies.

You know what I haven’t seen over here, even once? A fucking Wordle score, that’s what. This is Paradise.

I feel like I could pull this outfit together with the right pair of shoes...