Mr. Fleharty

My HOA is two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear bomb

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Literally Trapped In An Alarm Clock (1993)

I choose to believe that one day Billy Bob Thornton and Luke Wilson will come to actual blows as their weird AT&T-Verizon ad feud spirals out of control.

Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.

When you think about it…it’s really wild that Ricky Ricardo stayed married to Lucy Ricardo. Every day with her shenanigans and various crimes.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

@muellershewrote.com hi, hello. I saw this video and it gives a good explanation of the engravings on the bullets. Thought maybe you could use it www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6KDT84R/

Kash Patel mistook Manufacturer’s Markings for trans and anti-fascist messages. Trump, Nancy Mace, and the MAGAt horde ran wild with it.

Funny how the people who always liked to laugh off Trump’s “mean tweets” are now so concerned about the fiery political rhetoric coming from Dems.

Sixty-four years ago today, Bozo’s Circus premiered on WGN-TV Channel 9 in Chicago on September 11, 1961. In September 2021, I created a video and produced a four-part podcast episode about the show. I had a lot of fun working on those projects, and I truly believe the show was fantastic!

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate

could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please

My daughter was doing a report on the atomic bomb and was pulled out of school to ask why she googled “bomb” on her school Chromebook

@chrislhayes.bsky.social has a book out I didn’t even know about. Listened to the sample on audible and am definitely going to make him read it to me. Might also pick up a physical copy tomorrow as well

Intetesting take from a ... {checks notes} … forensic pathologist

Hey I made a short video showing my first ever dvd I bought a long time ago.

My review is as follows: it’s good.

Gonna have to start wearing this hat more often to get people ready

I hope they bury him in a McDonald’s parking lot - it’s the right thing to do.

i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him

Oops!

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

We love Joe & Jill 🥹🫶💕

Liam is an awesome person to watch and here is him shooting down RFK talking points. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6Saea6/

The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.

James Webb's view of the M51 galaxy.

The same people who’ve spent the last several years decrying “unqualified DEI hires” are now shoehorning through Cabinet nominations who can’t even pass a basic background test.

Noticing a ton of people I grew up with all the sudden are wellness girlies and super excited about RFK getting in. One is a cancer survivor but only after she realized she needed to seek actual medicine. Once out of the woods, right back to ONLY NATURAL.

Can't wait for Trump to appoint Sylvester Stallone to the Supreme Court and cite his experience as Judge Dredd.

Can someone please tell Joe Biden that IT’S TIME TO BREAK THE FUCKING GLASS NOW.

I already miss the deep state ☹️

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes.

#BREAKING RFK Jr to head the Department of Dying of a Preventable Disease

Alex Jones is literally owned by the libs now.

Pure uncut heron

Anonymous, if you're listening: We could really use those ethics reports on Matt Gaetz that forced him to resign from Congress rather than risk their release.

THIS…is how you fight: The Onion buys Alex Jones’s Infowars with backing from Sandy Hook families - Bloomberg

I personally believe the house ethics committee should leak their report on matt gaetz to the new onion owned InfoWars

A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us! RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙