Old Bawn

💥 70,000 signatures! 💥 ...and the petition closes on June 8th. Imagine if we can get it over 100,000 before then - and open a Parliamentary debate in time for the 10th anniversary of the Brexit vote on June 23rd 2026. That'd be powerful. All hands to the pump! Sign and share, share, share! 👇

What's up indeed?

On World Poetry Day, here’s a reminder of the power of poetry and its potential to change the world.

Quite.

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

I am picturing this in my mind, and it pleases me greatly

Think Mango Mussolini may have overstepped. He's lost the ripstop jacket demographic, goes only one way from here

Thank you Harley. Thank God you are here to save us from malefactors like these bin men. *Closes curtains* This issue is no longer an issue. Thank you for your service

Good summation

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas 🎵

We demand his resignation. open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and news articles, but not once over any of the countless allegations of child rape. I feel like more people should mention that.

Can only agree, Derek and I are living at a very singular point in history...

Anyone got a light? Fresh baccy and no matches in the gaffe

Sage advice, don't do horrible shit, and you won't be called a horrible shit

Spotted on a Tesla in Dublin

Harley will be going for lift-off in T minus 1, having just spotted a DHL delivery driver drawing up. Hoping that it’s not going to be a rapid unscheduled disassembly

Harley cunningly disguising himself as a hydrangea

Excellent idea

In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind, we've gone to far araaaraaar...

Excited to announce that this summer I'll be doing Shakespeare in the Park. More specifically, I will be murdering my uncle by the swings.

JFK's words have never been more timely: "Ask not what your country can do for you but how your country can survive my nephew"

“What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me?” -guy who invented sports

Re-upping...

Everything is grand, lads. You are content, no worries on the horizon. (H/T Scarfolk Council)

Good doggie

The goal of resistance is not to "win." The goal of resistance is to make their win so slow, costly, and difficult that they think twice about doing more.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Everyone who can should stop what they're doing and join the Los Angeles protest against Trump's evil nazi gestapo. #DoNotObeyInAdvance

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

Succinct tarriffs explainer, for those in need

I smoke old stogies I have found Short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means King of the road

Re-tapping, just in case

"I didn't expect the leopards to eat my face", scream the men who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Off party

"Apparently"? You should absolutely go arrest those very real 25,000 people right now. You have their addresses. Go! In fact, if you *don't* find every one of these absolutely real fraudsters and convict them all in court, then that's clearly a sign of your utter failure in office.

Sleepy gulls this morning

Quite.

Denial is not just a river in Africa, unfortunately

Getting ready for the day.

Both sides, like...

Don't know who did this, but it does capture the man