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always asking why are men, but never how are men oh you have and they what oh shit this did not go the way i expected it to

NO CIGARETTES I'M SORRY MY MOM SAID I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU ANY MORE STOP SENDING THOUGHTS

thanks o'bamasullivan

🎵 🎶 incredibly taaaall for a little man

We often see comments that go something like "look, this candidate is in a very purple/red area, their anti-trans ad makes sense for where they are." So what stakes are required before a pro-segregation agenda/ad becomes 'understandable'? Nakedly white nationalist? The one implies the other, right?

My metabolism is like my "I might need this zip drive cable some day" box.

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My first 5 RPGs played: 1. D&D/AD&D 2. Robotech 3. "No mom this is great, this tastes great." 4. Wizardry I 5. Ultima... III Exodus I think?

Dear Your Name, We have realized you are a unique mind, a human with agency and your own desires and experiences, and we cherish your involvement in and contribution to our collective. Click to accept our affirmation that you are a valued member of the org and a human being.

All The Small Things In My Pants - Blink andyou'llmissit 182

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. You colossal dipshit."

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In case you see this post claiming that Acton's statement is "misinformation" floating around, it's deceptive to the point of being false.

Bachelor status means no one else suffers when I get on a "this is all I want to eat for the next six days" kick and just make burritos every night, or spicy chicken sandwiches, or whatever. "Breakfast shake coffee for breakfast every day this week," sure why not.

Do you disavow the Inquisition?

One of the flavors in this variety pack of jelly beans I bought to help me quit smoking is REALLY bad. I should go buy some cigarettes to help get this taste out of my mouth.

Always love to see prominent people post a substack article about taking rich white nationalists down a peg. Robert Reich is the latest. I want to ask him if he dictated the "Defund Musk!" article using Grok from behind the wheel of his cybertruck. Get off substack like you should/did get off X.

I am a Trumpican of the United States of Trumpica, which is most of the continent of North Trumpica, which is one of the continents of the planet Trump.

You have NO idea where this is going and it is GLORIOUS.

This Day in Labor History: October 16, 1859. John Brown and a group of followers invade the federal arsenal at Harpers Ferry, Virginia (today WV) to start a war and end slavery. Let's talk about this key moment in American labor history!

I have seen so many takes that boil down to "Golly RFK Jr nd Oz are stupid! They don't know how insurance works!" They absoLUTEly know how insurance works. They know healthy premium payers who make no claims are the gas in the risk pool car. This is deliberate sabotage. Next up: "It's failing!"

adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup

When "Will it run DOOM" is asked with wary suspicion. Thanks, AI industry assholes.

I won't sully her thread with my unasked-for manswer but my regular/PCP is a woman, and she's the best doctor I've ever had. There is also a statistically-demonstrated trend that shows male doctors undertreat women, and ~all doctors do that to women of color, particularly Black. Wait, if you can.

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

Read every word of this and share it.

From "When I was your age I had years of equity in my home that I bought with the job that I had that earned enough to do that" to "When I was your age I had avocado toast several times a week and sometimes it worked out alright."

"I hooked Clod up to a humanoid robot and trained it on all my texts and letters to my wife as well as the world's best romance literature. Now when date night comes around I'm free to shovel more AI buttons into every last refuge in your life."

Frankenstein wasn't the real monster. His creation went rogue.

Our President, fresh off bombing a girl's school in Iran, warcriming fishermen in the Caribbean, and threatening multiple nations with territorial conquest is once again sullen and sulky because he didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize.

Uh, yeah. We've noticed, DON.

Tucker's redemption tour is going very well, it appears. Charlie Kirk was antisemitic. So is Tucker Carlson. Tucker just can't help himself with this stuff. It's who he is.

New York State of Mind right now is probably something like "30-50 feral ICE agents."

No AI for kids. Full stop.

How I arrived on Bluesky www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7BP...

Just once I want someone to not resist quipping back "You are a Fake President."