Llama

Llama

@orbislame.bsky.social

I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”

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Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

Haven’t been on this app for a while. I was reading my bio just to remember what it said. It wasn’t until I got to the last sentence, which read, “I’m also a mom,” that I realized I was on someone else’s page.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

If Trump follows through with his threat tonight, every member of congress, every person in his administration, and every sitting member of the Supreme Court is guilty.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

But it matters not. This is what we deserve. Be with your loved ones. Look inward and honestly at yourself. Pray for forgiveness. This is, as they say, it.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

Forget everything you know about gorgonopsians. Your knowledge of gorgonopsians is about to get completely turned upside-down. Think you know gorgonopsians? Think again, mother-f’ers.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

How did Marty break in to George’s house in the middle of the night in order to pretend to be Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan and scare George into asking Marty’s mom to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance?

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

I rolled a d20 to determine the outcome of every game in the NCAA tourney. Houston beats Virginia 70-65 to become 2026 NCAA champion.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

Yeah, you could say I’m a bit rough around the nails, so what? I’m tough as edges. I’ve got a chip on my sailor and I curse like a shoulder. That’s me. If you can’t deal with me at my best, you don’t get me at my worst.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

I’ve been told all my life I’m not the sharpest knife in the street, but I’ve got drawer smarts, ya know? That counts for sumthin’ don’t it?

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

I’m really good at pushing heavy things, geometry, sweeping, and sliding across the kitchen floor in my socks. Is there a sport out there for me?

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

Used to be a pizza place here in KC called Someplace Nice. In my memories, it had really tall, billowing ceilings and a giant arcade. But I mostly loved it because of the joke my Dad would make every single time we went.

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@orbislame.bsky.social

Tried delete my Twitter account today. I realized I didn’t know my password, and in the process of trying to change, it the app logged me out. Three more attempts at changing the password from outside the app have failed.

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

I’m sure there were a lot of bots, but also a lot of dead accounts from people that followed me in like 2009 or whatever and then became real adults and left it all behind.

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@orbislame.bsky.social

A Girl Named Eleven (Stranger Things parody of “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin)

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There’s a lady who’s son Will played DnD with his friends And he vanished one night after a session There’s a world underneath Upside down and full of teeth And the boy didn’t know why he’d been brought there Ooh, ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh And this all started with a girl named Eleven

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

There’s a lady who’s son Will played DnD with his friends And he vanished one night after a session There’s a world underneath Upside down and full of teeth And the boy didn’t know why he’d been brought there Ooh, ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh And this all started with a girl named Eleven

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And as we walk towards the mindflayer Our shadows taller as a whole In walks a girl that we all know Who’s nose bleeds and wants you to say That everything can end up okay

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And if you all do this all as one For Barbara, Bob and Eddie too When all are one, and one is all You can bring Hawkins peace at last But this all started with a girl named Eleven

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

There’s a lady who’s son Will played DnD with his friends And he vanished one night after a session There’s a world underneath Upside down and full of teeth And the boy didn’t know why he’d been brought there Ooh, ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh And this all started with a girl named Eleven

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Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

If there’s a noise outside your window, be alarmed now Cuz the demigorgan’s come for you Yes you should run away fast as you can, though it’s likely The monster’s gonna make you join the hive And its such a strange thing Ohh, whoa

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

Her head is buzzing, and her nose bleeds, in case you don’t see Henry wants the kids to join him Eleven, can you see where Vecna is? And did you find the doorway into the upside down?

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

There’s a lady who’s son Will played DnD with his friends And he vanished one night after a session There’s a world underneath Upside down and full of teeth And the boy didn’t know why he’d been brought there Ooh, ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh And this all started with a girl named Eleven

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There’s a feeling they got when the girl first appeared And her hair was all shaved leaving her bald With her thoughts she could move things like trucks and big trees And all it it took was her hand raised and a nose bleed Ooh, its getting stranger Ooh, things getting stranger

Llama
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YAnd she whispered that soon we all might be doomed If Papa finds us all out here So they went back to town and hid in Mike’s house And the girl didn’t know what a friend was Oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

There’s a lady who’s son Will played DnD with his friends And he vanished one night after a session There’s a world underneath Upside down and full of teeth And the boy didn’t know why he’d been brought there Ooh, ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh And this all started with a girl named Eleven

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

Will’s mom wrote on the wall, to speak to her son Using Lite-Brites to find out where he’d gone to In the woods, outside town, Lucas, Dustin, and Mike Go looking for their friend Will in the darkness Ooh, it’s getting stranger Ooh, things getting stranger

Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social

“How is Contact [Donald Trump] Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to [REDACTED] with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan.” (she was 13 years old)