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Hello, CIA? It's me, Cuban Dissident. Haha, yes sir, "hola" to you as well.

The line is this essay hit better than my cup of coffee: "When Republicans go low, Democrats should step on them." FINALLY

Tonight’s Finals Game 3 at State Farm Arena is officially a sellout, a source confirmed to ESPN (Front Office Sports first), and that’s for the entire arena, roughly 17k seats. A huge win for the Atlanta Dream org and WNBA after figuring out a way to get Games 3 & 4 moved to the bigger venue

I know most people will say this is a bad analogy, but it works from his perspective. You ram right into that iceberg, save the rich people while the boat is sinking, and let the lower classes freeze to death or drown with the wreckage.

The Ghost of Sixty Rayburn is wondering what y'all are doing rifling through his old playbook.

Texas Republicans: Talarico is gay! Trump at a rally: So I've got this guy's dick in my hand

Worth it for the Cardwell joke

*checks Bundesliga schedule* FRANKFURTER FANDANGO FRIDAY

Brew Crew 4Lyfe

Dear Baseball: why are we playing a consequential playoff game midday on a Thursday?

Talarico should end his at the San Jacinto River to show he's a ball knower.

Who broke Bayern?

Start the clocks

when I think I’ve heard the last Ken Paxton scandal

Why did he just smell the baseball?

Tu-ranggggggg

He Bubic'd the hell out of that ball.

I would like to reorder a grand slam please

Whadda play by the 1B there

That was a pretty good pickoff move

That was a delightful K

I did not order an F9

I would like to order 1 grand slam por favor

Love it when the bottom of the order comes up big

The Brewers turn two the right way

Brewers hit the baseball the right way

Tu-ranggggggg

I didn't realize I was a lifelong Brewers fan until they called that balk.

I was today years old when I learned that 3rd Bass gave Hammer the Gas Face because Hammer dissed Run DMC and then Hammer put a hit out on MC Serch

In my #D3 universe @carleton.edu is up on @stscholastica.bsky.social 21-14 at the half. Big game for the Knights after last week's outing vs GAC

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It's Friday, so of course Mike Tyson is hanging out with POTUS. I really hate this timeline

Oh shit. He hit him with "Bless his heart." The most cutting Southern sentence.

When I see "SI" I think y'all are just yelling YES in Spanish.

MICHIBA!

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I enjoy The Top Whatever from @channel6.bsky.social so much. "Think on your sins, Matt Campbell!" had me rolling.

I'm proud Public Notice has become a bastion of sanity amidst an ocean of sanewashing, a place left-of-center readers can reliably turn to for deep understanding of what’s happening in the American right. Here's to the next five years!

Wait, did Fox just have Angine as their out-tro music? HELL YEAH

Watching Sportscenter and they have Tulsa cheerleaders in the background and I just wonder how close @lesliemullin.bsky.social is to this Tulsa celebration

The Astros lost 7-3. They were swept in the Wild Card series and finish the 2026 season 81-83. A fascinating winter awaits for a franchise that may finally have to confront its competitive crossroads.

Well poop

He's sitting in that chair dozing like I was on my flight home yesterday. The pre-snore woke him up.