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Got my necklace from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social and it is more gorgeous than I ever could have imagined.

It's my kids' 4th or 5th school picture day and I have realized that I don't want them to look perfect. I want a snapshot of this time period. That means they chose their outfits. One kid went full Hawaiian shirt and shorts and the other one is wearing camo pj's.

Why y'all anti-AI but perfectly happy using and posting results from these vibe coded ass websites

@folly.studio existential crisis this morning

Look dog you can't change the name of a lake and mess up the HOMES mnemonic. What we got HAMES now? Sounds like knock off underwear

Something about not admitting you did fertility treatments makes me so fucking mad. Just say you did! It's fine! Please normalize this and don't pretend your triplets were miracles jfc

I've spent the last 3 days running around and with one day of relaxing my brain is telling me I wasted my day. Stupid brain, let me chill!

I can think of very few times in my life when I want to watch a video for instructions / a walkthrough when I could have steps. Even steps with photos. Or a gif.

I'm starting to think there are no other actors still alive other than the Ryans

Yesterday I got my kids a half pepperoni and half cheese pizza and I was "the best mom". Today I was the "worst" because one of them doesn't like "stringy chicken" so you win some you lose some

Crying at season 2 episode 4 of @akilahhughes.com Rebel Spirit Podcast. A great discussion about making a difference one step at a time, even if we might not see it.

@katecrane.bsky.social I tore through your book and loved it. I hope you get the opportunity to write more books and I hope you still have the peace you found in the remembering

happy 5-4 day

I read mom blogs at the height of blogging, when I didn't even have kids. I can't believe we're in a world without Scary Mommy and Dooce. Now I know how my parents felt any time some obscure celebrity died.

I really love this heat wave but I'm looking forward to our normal weather later this week. It's not summer until after July 4!

Fix your hearts

My kid woke up with bedhead and said "oh dear I have hair bed!"

It was basically this. 😂 Anck-su-namun in body paint hit the screen, and after that I was suddenly questioning what exactly my adoration for Evie was. It was easy to pass off my love for certain lady characters as "I wish I could be their best friend!" This movie made things suddenly make sense.

I cleaned out my bathroom sink and it drains now and I feel powerful and strong

Whoever decided the Apple TV remote could also be a touchpad... I will beat them up

Why do smoke alarms die at 2:30am

It really feels like basketball is the forever sport

i am extremely tired of being this pissed off all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I only could I'd make a deal with leopard And get it to eat your faces Be running up that road Be running up that hill

My youngest kid let the dog out and from upstairs I heard him barking. I asked him to let him back in. He said "I already did it" so I yelled for his brother to let him back in. "Oh he's not awake," he said. Cmon kid.

One of my favorite booksellers saw the book I was buying and packed me a packet of Kleenex

I saw a bug fix like this yesterday that said they'd fixed the problem that had existed for 5 years and hadn't tested it but it was probably fixed.

Pro tip: if your kid normally wakes up hangry, don't let them sleep in to be nice as it only strengthens the beast

If this Olympics has any lasting effects, I hope one of them is the expansion of the PWHL

Ski mountaineering is the best sport

Is jelly roll right wing post malone or is that just his look and not his style

Stop giving Snoop a platform. I know he's cute about the Olympics but come on

I feel like some people were never in a position where they learned that their words have a weight that is invisible. No one ever told these people that they should be quiet or rephrase that or watch how they say something. They were born throwing their weight around without consequences.

A long holiday weekend just means more opportunities for my children to drive me up the wall.

and it's why just blocking them over here instead of fighting/quote dunking is the truly meanest & pettiest thing you can do to them. folks act like just blocking is some sort of act of maturity or being above it. SHIT NO, I'M SADISTICALLY TORTURING THEM WITH INVISIBILITY. They hate it SO MUCH.