Doc

perfect, no notes

i can buy weed at the store instead of some shady guy’s apartment

Name a better duo than a coffee and a blunt. I’ll wait…

Who Framed Roger Rabbit For Tax Purposes?

My Life As A Dog For Tax Purposes

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead For Tax Purposes

Better Off Dead for Tax Purposes

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan for Tax Purposes

Texas Chainsaw Massacre For Tax Purposes

A haunted house, but it’s a line of unexpected visitors down your driveway wanting to come inside

#88: Golf

never trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers

COMIC: The Balrog

Hot singles in your area want to harvest your organs for the black market

“Emirikol the Chaotic”, by David Trampier. If you’re an old #D&D, you might be familiar with this pic from the AD&D Dungeon Master’s Guide. But did you know that city street Emirikol is riding down is a real street? It’s the Street of Knights, in the city of Rhodes in Greece. #dailynerdpic #dnd

I don't think I can meet any more people

I run a tight shitshow.

A lot of people talk about disappointing their parents- but why stop there? There's a whole world full of people you can let down. Reach for the stars

Why do people keep expecting me to be useful just because I say smart stuff sometimes?

puts down bong to pick up joint

life hack: pretend your problems don't exist

Every day thousands of you come together to ignore my posts. And I respect that.

My man looks like a Batman villain called Mister Moist

My man looks like Neo waking up in the goo pod

@9mmballpoint.bsky.social

#aew #pac #ripPAC

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

Casting director: ok this is a role for a character who's hard of hearing and very rude Actor: what the fuck did you just say to me? Casting director: perfect

It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

Look, Charlie Brown, I promise, this time it's different. They're polling in Spanish. Talarico is using his ministry training and Christian language to appeal to the common Texan voter. The vibes for Republicans are bad. Gas prices are through the roof. You believe me, right, Charlie Brown?

My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny